Instrument: Flat

Bothersome beast, comforting friend

Pichu and charizard fusion

The only thing that keeps me going

Banana?

Korinn-*places banana on alter*

Xavier- “Where did you get the banana?”

Korinn- “From the chest in the ceiling.”

Ea- “Oh! Right the banana!”

Xavier- “So that’s what was in the chest!”

Tolk- “There was a chest?!”

The party was attacked by a colony of wererats in a cave system. The wizard/rogue had a plan to use a scroll of mass teleport to escape, but everyone had to be within 20 feet of him, and the warlock was about to run down a corridor deeper into the wererat colony to take out as many as possible. The paladin cast Compelled Duel on the warlock to force him to attack her and move within 20 feet of the wizard/rogue.

Warlock: I’m going to kill you now!

Paladin: First you have to hit me!

Warlock: What’s your armor class without your armor on?

Paladin: What?

Warlock: I cast Command– “STRIP!”

Sorcerer: I can’t believe I just killed that unicorn Monk: to be fair it was being racist

Jason using his guns as blunt weapons is so funny like imagine ur getting shot at by the Red Hood, he runs out of ammo, you think you have a chance and he just throws the fucking pistol at you

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat