Pichu And Charizard Fusion

Warlock-Patron Relationships

DM: So you can have a begrudging relationship, a master-student sort of thing, could even be romantic

Warlock: Wait a second, are you telling me Cthulhu can be my sugar daddy?!

DM: …

"First we survive, then we can start looking for our Half-Elf on the Shelf."

Context: our half elf fighter took a sip of a mysterious slime which they later found out to be "goblin juice" which turned them green and gave them advantage and bonuses to every roll as well as 22 additional hp but turned them green. The DM was making them roll con saves on each turn during a boss fight.

DM: make a con save

Fighter: ah right, the cocaine save

Wizard/rogue: what happens if they fail the save?

DM: *shrugs and says nothing*

Me: they get consumed by the cocaine haze

Excited for the new little nightmares, so I turned a physical piece digital (:

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

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