The Flute Studio

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The party was attacked by a colony of wererats in a cave system. The wizard/rogue had a plan to use a scroll of mass teleport to escape, but everyone had to be within 20 feet of him, and the warlock was about to run down a corridor deeper into the wererat colony to take out as many as possible. The paladin cast Compelled Duel on the warlock to force him to attack her and move within 20 feet of the wizard/rogue.

Warlock: I’m going to kill you now!

Paladin: First you have to hit me!

Warlock: What’s your armor class without your armor on?

Paladin: What?

Warlock: I cast Command– “STRIP!”

never let him forget that he said that

The only thing that keeps me going

A fan girl

“I THROW A SQUID AT HIM. No, wait, it’s cast at second level. I THROW TWO SQUIDS AT HIM”

Pichu and charizard fusion