Druid: Wait, If We Hit A Dude In The Nuts They Take Force Damage?

Cala Maria fanart

Just some cipher art.

“I THROW A SQUID AT HIM. No, wait, it’s cast at second level. I THROW TWO SQUIDS AT HIM”

Banana?

Korinn-*places banana on alter*

Xavier- “Where did you get the banana?”

Korinn- “From the chest in the ceiling.”

Ea- “Oh! Right the banana!”

Xavier- “So that’s what was in the chest!”

Tolk- “There was a chest?!”

band director: alright, now i know that there's literal hail and tornados right now but we're still going outside to work the 3rd piece.

fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

the flute studio

freshman flute: *hugging junior flute*

me: *joins in on hugging*

another freshman flute: *joins hugging on my other side*

junior flute: you are all under my wings

junior flute: CCCAAAAAWWWWWWWW CCCAAAAWWWWWWWW

Context: our half elf fighter took a sip of a mysterious slime which they later found out to be "goblin juice" which turned them green and gave them advantage and bonuses to every roll as well as 22 additional hp but turned them green. The DM was making them roll con saves on each turn during a boss fight.

DM: make a con save

Fighter: ah right, the cocaine save

Wizard/rogue: what happens if they fail the save?

DM: *shrugs and says nothing*

Me: they get consumed by the cocaine haze