Fives While Attending Evening Meal With The Others: What's The Worst Thing You've Ever Done To A Batchmate

Fives while attending evening meal with the others: What's the worst thing you've ever done to a batchmate while you were still cadets?

Jesse looking up from his plate: Once when we were still in our 6th growth cycle, I hid a spider inside Kix's sleeping pod. The thing scurried off, so he never saw it... But a few months later the eggs it had apparently laid in his pod hatched while he was asleep...

Hardcase wincing slightly: You remember those running exercises we were made to do when we got on a trainer's bad side? During one of those an aiwha dropped a partially eaten fish on the platform. I took it back inside with me and hid it in Jesse's training bucket...

Rex looking a little ashamed of himself: I might have poured glue I finessed from an unnamed source into my entire batch's shampoo bottles. They still haven't forgiven me to this day, and I never leave my hygiene kit unatended whenever they visit.

Kix who's never done anything wrong in his entire life: I'm surrounded by a bunch of evil assholes.

Fives looking around at them with a slight frown: That's the worst you could think of? Now I feel kind of bad...

Jesse: Why? What did you do?

Fives: Well, I didn't start it, but I got the worst result. Back on Kamino Echo used to be a very picky eater and the others and I thought it'd be funny to see if he'd notice if we tampered with his rations a bit.

Rex looking up abruptly: .... You what now?

Fives: It was meant to be harmless! Really! We never put anything bad in them, like bugs or that sorta crap! Just... He didn't like asparagus, so we mashed some into his mashed taters and watched to see if he'd react. He didn't like bananas, so we mashed those as well and put it into his pudding...

Hardcase looking all kinds of horrified: Dude, you don't mess with a guy's meal. It's a sacred rule!

Fives sheepishly: It gets worse... So he always had a weird nauseated look whenever he ate any of the food we messed with. Nothing too bad, and honestly not as funny as we assumed it'd be... So one day I break out the big guns and mash up a serving of brussel sprouts and mix it with his broccoli...

Jesse flabbergasted: Fives?!

Fives: He uh. Well he certainly reacted...

Echo who is eating as far away from Fives as physically possible: I threw up violently and had to be taken to medbay because an Alpha saw me, and thought I was dying of food poisoning. And then I was punished by the Kaminoans for making an unnecessary mess in the cafeteria. I can no longer eat broccoli because just seeing it makes me gag.

Kix looking at Fives in horror: You are literally the fucking devil.

Fives: I was a very shitty cadet.