How I Think The Terror Lieutenants Would Pose For Their School Photos:

That too

Hickey is the kind of guy that would walk into your room, knock over three trinkets, shift a painting, flip you off, and leave without closing the door.

I love you guys

Thomas “I’ve shot smaller hawks than you” Jopson

Jacko playlist but its just the song “This Monkey’s Gone to Heaven” by The Pixies.

He has killed and will kill again

I like to think of Blanky befriending Tuunbaq, and bringing him inside like a confused child adopting a feral raccoon.

You’re missing the point, nerd.

How I read this post

Adam Nagaitis in Law & Order: UK, playing William Braxton - a sweet, well-adjusted young boy who'd never do anything fucked up.

This is fucked up…I’m (not) sorry.