Me Watching The Terror Again:

“It wasn’t your fault, Fitzjames. You never could have predicted someone was gonna su*c*de bomb your party”- my friend after watching this scene

Sir John’s foolproof plan to find the Passage:

Hey wait a minute…

Some people like cars, or trains, or even planes. I got the “I like 17th to 20th century boats” kind of mental unwellness.

Jacko playlist but its just the song “This Monkey’s Gone to Heaven” by The Pixies.

That man didn’t give a fuck about Billy’s bones. 😭

Dude, what if I fed you poison to put an end to your suffering, and then massaged your throat to help you swallow said poison while we made eye contact and stuff, idk. Bro that’d be like, super weird, unless…?

Me to my friend I forced to watch The Terror: You wanna get crunk off the Peruvian (take an edible) and wander out into the Arctic void with me (watch The Terror again)? ❤️

My friend (nervously): Can I go home now, please?

Me:

He’s perfect…from his thousand yard stare to his absolute power stance.

I love him

“Wow it’s feels so festive outside this year!”

What it looks like outside:

Did we not watch the same show or read the same book???