Some people like cars, or trains, or even planes. I got the “I like 17th to 20th century boats” kind of mental unwellness.
How I think the terror lieutenants would pose for their school photos:
Little:
Hodgson:
Irving:
Three posts in one day!…you guys are so lucky I’m manic rn.
The terror lieutenants as “the girls”-
Little: is the type of girl you go to when you want to listen to emo/grunge music while laying on the floor
Hodgson: is the type of girl you go to when you want to talk shit about “you know who;)”
Irving: is the type of girl you go to when you’re sad and you need someone to bake you cookies and braid your hair
You’re missing the point, nerd.
Lt. Irving after telling someone they’re going to hell:
I love this little bible thumper ❤️
Sir John: Congratulations Mr. Collins, you are the first person to successfully dive in these waters!How was it?
Collins (visibly traumatized):
Poor baby can’t catch a break :(
Thomas “I’ve shot smaller hawks than you” Jopson
Collins: *vividly describes how he’s suffering from major depression*
Dr. Stanley: That’s cool. Have you tried being happy?
Collins: