Crozier: *Asking For Ned To Do Some Of The Most Physically Demanding And Emotionally Taxing Tasks*

He’s just trying to be a supportive girlypop.

Sir John’s foolproof plan to find the Passage:

Hey wait a minute…

Tuunbaq watching the Lt Gore sledge party set up camp:

Those damn white boys 😠 imma get em

This is fucked up…I’m (not) sorry.

I have been consumed by the maddening hunger that is doomed polar expeditions.

Girl, you don’t even know how far I’d drag this man by his mutton chops…

Lt. Irving after telling someone they’re going to hell:

I love this little bible thumper ❤️

*Hickey texting Billy after a third breakup*

Hickey: The overwhelming self-destructive urge to go for a midnight drive when the edible hits is like the feeling an animal gets when its leg is stuck in a snare

Billy: Cornelius, do not come over

Hickey: nom nom nom *sends eta*