If I can recommend you do 1 low-effort thing for the love of God it is this:
Keep 5 cards in your pocket. One will say "yes", the second will say "no."
If you lose your voice, or lose speech, or want to make a dramatic embellishment at the right time, it is an elegant and efficient solution that is right there at hand.
But what if people question you from there? "Why do you have that card? Why would you do this? How long have you had that in your pocket?" For this, or whatever else they say, the third card: "I don't have a card for that."
"What the fuck," they ask. They laugh. They are bemused. You bring the energy back down with the fourth card: "I have laryngitis. I've lost speech. My throat hurts". Whatever you expect to occur.
The joke is over. Rule of threes. Now they are curious. They wonder about logistics. "How did you know I would say that? Is everyone so predictable?"
As a three-part bit, nobody ever sees the fifth card coming.
"I have powerful wizard magics."
Gets them every time
#frick yeah
This game is fucking awesome
Hello, i wanted to ask if you can post the original yorkie pic? Just wondering what this lps looks like in life and why is it like that. Thank you for speedpaint btw it's gorgeous!! Your color studies inspire me to learn how this shit works haha
OF COURSE! She was one of those LPS with the glass eyes! I must have knocked her eye out as a kid somehow... Fun fact: her name was Bulgey Eyes before she lost an eye, after which her name was Bulgey Eye (singular).
I'm glad my studies can help to inspire you!!! Definitely recommend Lighting Mentor on YouTube if you want to know more about how color works. He did color keys for the Incredibles, Ratatouille, and such!
Goosewyrm progress is going smoothly. He must have wings
Boyfriend tells me I’m banned from fixing things around the house now >:(
#looong #loooooong #maaaaaaaaaaan
171. Wiggler
Library fines have gotten really weird since the change in management…
my dudes but in this specific ace attorney pose
Out of all the moral lessons in kid's books, cartoons, etc., I didn't think the whole "you have to fight for what you care about" would carry over into adulthood.
Bro that's like the realest thing! Like I'm not punching anyone over it but every day I fight everyone's least favorite miniboss "Coming Home and Immediately Sleeping 3 Hours" because I may want to doodle something sometime
hobbies: 2D art, crochet, vidyagames ~~~ updates: bought a sewing machine ~~~ work: museum education/biology ~~~ side gig: yt channel Two Birds With One Game (is it a side gig if it doesn't make money?)
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