I Read Too Many Reddie Fanfics, I Just Remembered Eddie's Dead

Klaus: (Gently taps table)

Ben: (disembodied taps back)

Luther: What are they doing?

Five, without looking up: Morse code.

Ben: (Aggressively taps table)

Klaus: (Slams hands down) YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

Never underestimate the bond between a teenage girl and the fictional non-canon bl couple she found in 2020 that altered her brain chemistry forever

Klaus: Are you reading fan fiction?

Five, reading an article about extremely rare diseases: Wh- no??

Klaus: Oh, is it on AO3?

Five: This is CNN.

Me: they [two characters] would never be good together why do people ship them???

*one fanfic later*

Me: Omg there sooo cute together 😃

“season 7, new movie, live action netflix adaptation, mha ten year anniversary” BAKUGO AND DEKU STILL HAVENT SPOKEN TO EACH OTHER

pov: every reddie fic

regulus arcturus black my emo little twink❤️

———

i still like the marauders i promise

anyone please ask your crush out like this

Hey folks I’m watching House. I’m about 7 episodes in. When will they explain why Wilson follows House around like the specter of a dead wife determined to keep her widowed husband interested in living?