When Music Doesn’t Hit The Way It Used To, I Listen To Podfics In My Drive

when did character ai get so freaky????? literally got me sitting there like:

listening to podfics while doing mundane tasks is so silly

like i’m taking the trash out and i’m hearing “wrapped his hand around both their cocks, stroking them together”

me when i have to sit in the back seat but my mom won’t let me stretch out (she cares for my safety)

:(

i think it’s so silly how the human brain will allow me to be attracted to any number of things just cuz they have a hot voice and are sassy.

the indomitable human spirit thing going around rn is lowkey motivational

like “we were made in the image of god” goes kinda hard when beefing with a celestial life form

heat is a product of big mosquito

if we didn’t have to wear shorts, how would they get to our skin

when is it my turn to be best friends with a horse bruh

i just wanna give a horse a fun whimsical life, we can be whimsical together 😭

i’m going to expand on this because i like mansplaining so i can show i’m not stupid :D

okay so obvi when you first meet someone with no pretense of them you should be respectful and what not, but if a bitch comes for me, imma come for that bitch ten fold

we (should) all know “treat others how you want to be treated”, i believe we should add “and treat others how they treat you.”

we (should) all know “treat others how you want to be treated”, i believe we should add “and treat others how they treat you.”

growing up is calculating cost of living in the middle of the night despite being 19 and very much not independent financially… overthinking at its finest