I Have A Wicked Headache And The Advil Isn’t Working

i’m going to expand on this because i like mansplaining so i can show i’m not stupid :D

okay so obvi when you first meet someone with no pretense of them you should be respectful and what not, but if a bitch comes for me, imma come for that bitch ten fold

we (should) all know “treat others how you want to be treated”, i believe we should add “and treat others how they treat you.”

I love you tumblr, you supply me with the x reader fanfiction I cannot find anywhere else. <3

#The holy trinity of queer agony

Limits of the Human Body

Body Heat = 107.6 F

Cold Water = 40 F

Hot Air = 300 F

High Altitude = 15,000 ft

Starvation = 45 days

Diving Depth = 282 ft

Lack of Oxygen = 11 minutes

Blood Loss = 40%

Dehydration = 7 days

another day, another staying up til 3 listening to a podfic. let’s go gay people.

crying

i have a silly little head canon that Jaskier has seen Geralt fight enough to have picked up on stuff subconsciously

so if something happens and bro has crazy adrenaline, his subconscious pulls out all the stops and he’s kinda pretty decent at defending himself

when music doesn’t hit the way it used to, i listen to podfics in my drive

i will never understand people hating on community college. it’s literally a win-win, you don’t have to drown in a kajillion dollars of debt for the rest of your life, and you get a really good education.

some of the best teachers i’ve had work at community college

giggling and kicking my feet at the fact astarion and karl heisenberg have the same VA