Latest Posts by sleepisntreal - Page 3

Ruri, Kinro and Sai, in unison: As older siblings, we can confirm we are the backbone of society and deserve financial compensation.

did i ever post my favorite version of “controversial ways i raise my dog”

The four penguins from Madagascar are, somehow, isekaied in the middle of the clone wars

is he acting out of character or did you get too attached to a headcanon

the japanese “-ne?” particle and the british slang term “innit” serve the same function

the whump fan’s dilemma

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

Gintama translators be like: "We promise you, dear viewer, that this joke makes sense. Given you understand certain cultural context, speak Japanese, read JUMP weekly, sit in front of the TV in Japan 24/7 and are an orangutan. Here's a short instruction manual for getting this joke."

What's the trope name for when someone finds out they're the Chosen One(tm) and is like "No, thank you" and goes and does something else

You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

when in fics they say two characters gave each other a look this is always what i envision in my head

drew a constant mood on the mind

TikTokers are such pussies when it comes to ships. “B-but they’re not canon 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😖😖” honey back in my day we shipped characters from entirely different medias uphill both ways in the snow

my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time

GET YOUR BODY OUT OF SURVIVAL MODE SO YOU CAN CREATE FROM YOUR HEART

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

Ninjago AU where Garmadon uses the megaweapon to create that poison giant ham sandwich and it becomes a running gag that just pops up in the background of seasons

A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.

who else up hurkleing their durkleing

"Why are you crying?"

Me, inconsolable: Th-they're-*sob* they're normal fish

"What?"

They're normal fish in the picture. They were his fairy godparents. They were *hic* like his parents- and-and *sniff* they loved him so much *sob* and he loves them so much and-and- *sniff* he's never going to remember them *hic* because now he's all grown and they're normal fish in the picture

They're normal fish!

“we need to teach media literacy in schools” guys was i really the only person paying attention in english class bffr