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Another Arcane headcannon:

So you know how Get Jinxed is cannon in the Arcane universe? We were all wondering if Jinx published a song or something, or is it just a random coincidence that a song like that exists?

But I give you this... Felicia(Jinx and Vi mom) is actually the singer. Now hear me out Jinx and Felicia have the same voice (I was so fucking startled by this when I watched S2). And the lyrics can be explained to fit her...

Wanna join me? Come and play

What if this is a call to arms, like for their revolution?

But I might shoot you, in your face

It's Zaun, anyone might shoot you at any time, tho it's a nice warning

Bombs and bullets will do the trick

What we need here, is a little bit of panic!

Once again a call to arms

Do you ever wanna catch me?

Right now, I'm feeling ignored!

Remember the fact that the goal of their revolution was independent Zaun, they needed Piltovers attention, to reach their goal.

So can you try a little harder?

I'm really getting bored!

Piltover ignoring them and not taking it seriously and just sending down enforcers to deal with the Undercity filth.

So much better, so much fun

Let's start from scratch and blow up the sun!

'Blow up the sun' would probably reference Piltover-the-sun-shines-out-of-my-ass attitude and general goldness.

Come on, shoot faster

Just a little bit of energy!

I wanna try something fun right now

I guess some people call it anarchy!

Let's blow this city to ashes

Literally saying let's bomb Piltover

And see what Pow-Pow thinks

What if Jinx got the idea for Pow-Pow from this song?

It's such pathetic neatness

Making fun of pilties!

But not for long cause it'll get jinxed!

How sad would it be if Felicia sang this song long before children were even a thought and Jinx struggling with her name after Silco took her in, listened to the lyrics and got comfort in the fact she could just be a jinx to her enemies, not family...

Felicia picked a catchy song so it would get stuck in everybody's head and dragged her Bozo's to help her kicking and screaming...

Also Silco playing guitar and Vander drums lives rent free in my head.

Oooh thank you for more songs."The Red Means I Love You" came on randomly for me on my Villain playlist, but now imma look through some more of Madds Buckley songs. Thank you

Is it just me or is the song by Madds Buckley "The Red Means I Love You" is the perfect theme song for Toga?

Hey I got this idea that I needed to share.

So what if aliens find out about Florida man. They are already terrified of humans and then they find out there is a whole state of humans who are more crazy/terrifying/unhinged than your normal human. I like to imagine that Florida humans are contained to Earth by law, because it would scare other species to much.

Bruce complaining to Clark: Look EVERY TIME I'm not wearing glasses and am trying to guess which of my dark haired children I'm looking at, it's like playing russian roulette and IT IS russian roulette, because if I get Jason wrong somebody WILL get shot.....

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And that's why Duke, Barbara and Steph are my favourites.

Another reason why I’m a firm believer in letting Bruce get old is because the idea of him looking and his dark haired children without his glasses on and genuinely not being able to tell them apart is unparalleled

#Confused indecisive and doubtful shapeshifting cat

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

As THE oldest sibling(the first grandchild) I would like to say that it is 100% accurate. My brother says or does the most unhinged shit ever. On the other hand if my brother dares go onto/near my bed I WILL make his life hell, nobody touches the bed or there will be blood.

my brother sent me an insane message out of the blue yesterday

I just see Bruce after a loooong day of making sure nobody is maimed, injured or killed (usually by eachother) sitting in the dark and listening to Teenagers with headphones full blast on loop, because at this point that is the most relatable song he will ever listen to. (Also he most definitely listens to emo(sad boy mcr) music, because you can't tell me that wasn't his entire playlist in his teenage years, Alfred most definitely knows his tastes as a teenager and whenever Bruce judges his kids music taste, Alfred raises his eyebrow and coughs shutting him up immediately, lest his children know what he listened to)

Hey here's some songs that I think match (, but keep in mind I was reading Angst fics when collecting the songs)

Jason- Mad Hatter Malanie Martinez, Control Halsey, I'm gonna show you crazy Bebe Rexha, Ain't No Rest For The Wicked Cage The Elephant, House Of Memories Panic!At the Disco, I'm Just Your Problem Adventure Time(Bruce), War and Apologize by grandson, Wonderland Caravan Palace and Boy in the Bubble Alec Benjamin

Dick- Sarcasm Get Scared, Favourite color is Blue Robert DeLong, SAD Young Rising Sons, Novocaine and Last of the Real ones by Fall out boy, Lonely Palaye Royale, Wolf in Sheeps Clothing Set it of(id crisis), Shit Bo Burnham(depressed),Burn the House Down AJR, Teeth 5 seconds of summer(SlaDick), Lotta True Crime Penelope Scott(rape, dark), Best Friends grandson, Wake me up and Hey Brother by Avicii, Medicine Artist vs Poet and Victorious Panic! At the Disco

Damian- Bones Imagine Dragons(Robin is magic), If I Killed someone for you Alec Benjamin, parents YUNGBLUD(his perspective/scared of saying he's gay), Love Like You and Here comes a thought Steven Universe,and Immortals Fall out boy(mini SuperBat)

Tim- I'll Sleep when I'm dead Set it off, Crazy=Genius Panic!At the Disco and Two Birds Regina Spektor

Bruce- Teenagers and Welcome to the Black parade by MCR and Wilson(Expensive mistakes) Fall out Boy

There are less songs for Tim and Bruce because I don't know their lore that well or don't listen to music that matches them.

Dick, from another room: Barbara, I swear to GOD I will evescarate you, if you call me that AGAIN!

(Honestly like father like son)

Incorrect Batfam Quotes

Jason: Hey Pixie Boots!

Damian: Call me that again and I will remove your organs in alphabetical order. Any questions?

Jason: Yes, actually. Which alphabet?

Damian: *attacks

God dammit, It's 1 AM I need to wake up at 6 AM. And. Here. I. AM. Bawling my eyes out like a BABY and going to ao3 to look for similar fics to cry more, because this is a wonderful prompt and I want more of Severus and Minerva being besties.

Severus and Minerva being friends is honestly a top tier headcanon. By now I just consider it canon.

At first it started off with Minerva reluctantly helping Severus when he's a new teacher/head of house. But what starts off with advice over tea and chess becomes a weekly alloted time for Severus, they talk and gossip.

Minerva is the one who helped Severus get it together after Lily died, she was there to hug Severus after his trial in which Dumbledore spoke in his favour.

What started off reluctantly became a very close friendship. They were like two peas in a pod. They'd sit together during staff meetings and meals in the Great Hall. Minerva could be found fighting laughter at something Severus whispered in her ear (especially when Lockhart was teaching)

Severus would complain and gripe to her about Potter and how he was a rule breaker and he'd break his neck one day if Severus wasn't there to watch over him.

When Severus was told by Dumbledore that he had to kill him all he could think about was what would happen to his friendship with Minerva.

That last year of his life was the hardest ever. He was alone. Severus had always known he'd be alone eventually but it hurt more then he'd thought it would.

When Severus was dying all he could imagine was that he was dying alone and no one would care about him once he passed. He thought about Minerva.

After Voldemort was killed Minerva went to Harry demanding/asking to be told the truth and was Severus really still on their side. Harry noticed the normally stern teacher was on the verge of tears. Harry nods and tells her about the memories (mentioning that she was in a few of them cuz honestly they're besties Minerva had to have appeared at least once). Harry then brings Minerva to where Severus's body remains.

Harry watched as Minerva broke down upon seeing the man's body and went over to him and cleaned his wound, she spoke softly to him apologizing for everything that he was forced to do. It's heartbreaking to watch, Harry looks away when Minerva hugs the man's body (grief makes people do that, I've seen it first hand) and kisses his forehead.

Minerva speaks at Severus's funeral, she's the one who gives the eulogy. She speaks of a man that not many got to see and how she was privileged to be able to see the real Severus. She spoke about how her life won't be the same without him in it, and how he was a hero and like Harry Potter says, the bravest man she's ever known.

It was most definitely a vibe check from God

Dick: hey Tim! How was patrol?

Tim, sodden, dripping diseased Gotham harbor water, missing a gauntlet, with a crazed look and 3 active warrants out for his arrest: It was lowkey a bit of a vibe check