What Kind Of Engagement Ring Would Capitano Propose To You With?

Dude, Vivinos can't kill my little fluffle of sunshine on Valentines day, right? Right??? Don't do this to me, don't kill Luka too. Please. T^T

Something horrible about not knowing how to draw is that I have all these little people in my head that are probably going to stay in there forever, unless I write about them instead. Which I probably won't do cause I'm tired and also, ironically enough, suck at writing.

Why NOT To Mess With The DM: Some Feywild Shenanigans That Happened.

DM throws us into the feywild while on our journey to find a rampaging necromancer after stumbling upon a strange tree that twisted into a portal.

While going through the trees, we find a gateway that leads to a road that we need to go down to continue.

A fey man stops us and tells us one of us needs to make a deal with him to continue on. The deal being that we need to give him our firstborn child in exchange for passage. (A classic really. Adds character development to a player's character.)

The rest of the group chatters amongst themselves as I, the Aasimar cleric, stay silent and look down at the token for the fey man. Smoking hot. I know what I have to do...

Fighter: Alright, so who should make the deal?

Monk: Perhaps me? I never planned on having children.

Rogue: Yeah, but what if you do later–

Me: I'll do it.

Fighter: Wha–

Fey: Are you sure... bird?

Me: Quite sure. I only have one question to ask you, Mr. Fey... *Leans closer towards the fey man, who in reality is just the DM* Do you prefer your eggs fried, scrambled, or... fertilized~?

The table is alive with quiet murmurs of noise. The paladin is making incomprehensible noises of disappointment. The fighter is astonished. The wizard keeps looking between me and the DM as I stayed leaned over the table towards the DM.

However... A smirk comes onto the DM's face as he turns the tables on me.

Fey: Careful what you wish for, birdie... I always take them fertilized.

The table now erupts. The bard is laughing his ass off. The rogue is making loud, "ooooohhhhh!!!" sounds as she watches this all go down. The monk is silently resigned as he stares off into space. I'm sitting there, wide-eyed in shock (and probably beet red) as I was not expecting him to flirt back in character since I was so used to just flirting and teasing and could not handle it being thrown back at me.

Lesson learned. You fuck around, you find out. Especially when it's with the DM.

Siri, play "Monster," by Lady Gaga.

HSR Jade Earrings Store Find/Photo Shoot!

These earrings I found (bought as a gift from my dear, far better off sister) are so Jade core, so I did a little photo shoot 💜

Courtesy of the Walmart Halloween jewelry section ♡

Sorry if the lighting is bad! Did this during a cloudy day inside my room.

Whenever I see those mandatory bibles in hotels and such I resist the urge to write gay smut and stick it between the pages like a bookmark.

Help my family to get out and search for what is left of life. The war is devastating. Death is approaching every person and destruction is everywhere. We hope that there is hope before it is too late.

While I'm sorry I can not donate due to financial reasons, I can help spread the word in an attempt to help.

Listen up everyone, we need to help out the best we can to get people out of Gaza!! Please help donate and spread the word!

You can find a donation link in the questioner's blog to help them and their family get out of Gaza soon.

Remember, every little bit helps!

In the middle of watching a few playthroughs of the Elden Ring DLC to find out what the story is and all that. Literally all I know is that Mohg beat the allegations somehow (good for him!), Miquella becomes a god??? and that St. Trina is here at last. Finally. Can't wait to find out what happens!

..What that hand do though? 😏 (I'M SO SORRY FOR MY BEHAVIOR)

SUNDAY EIDOLONS LEAKS OMG!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Honkai Star Rail 2.7 Leaks/Spoilers Ahead. Beware!]

My love, my life, my reason for being, YOU LOOK AMAZING. 🥺🥰😘💋

I love my wife so much. ♥ My wife, have you seen him in all his wonderful glory? Have you seen him? THERE HE IS! 🤩❤️‍🔥😇💍

The thorns? The drama? The poses? The skin? Pinch me, I'm dreaming! SWOONING. 😵🤯🥴😵‍💫💞

The light of my life, here. Now. At this moment! I'm crying tears of joy!! 😭😭😭💙🤍💫🕊