Youth Dystopian Novel Protagonist: I Guess You Could Say There’s A Darkness In Me. I’m Not Normal.

Rescued dove learns to eat by watching others. No more force feeding! 

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FINISH HIM

aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall

Hi

*Sees old people reading newspaper in public*

*Sees it's not the Daily Mail*

 Me:

Trying to make yourself feel better like

Brain: I'm anxious therefore you should buy some new clothes 

Me: ok, sounds good 

Brain: OMG WTF NOW YOURE GONNA GO BROKE WTF SHIT SHIT FU-

When you turn up to a party and there's a cheeseboard