Sleepymedic249 - Ahoy

Gays will set their IG to private when all it contains is two photos from a family christening and last weeks Sunday dinner, and then proceed to show entire circumference hole on their public twitter main

me

Ted Allen: You have 30 seconds left, chefs.

Chef: I looked down at my dish and realized it needed a little more color, so I decide to make a quick purée out of lima beans and hot raspberry sauce, then brûlée the top with a blowtorch and add a few mint leaves to really give it some texture.

Me: *pterodactyl screech*

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE

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When you turn up to a party and there's a cheeseboard

aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall

I have so many music playlists! Incl: Gay Gay (Going out) Gay (Disney) Gay (Xmas) Gay (crying alone with a bottle of wine) Gay (Gay Plus)

When you try to put contact lenses in drunk