I Think This Is Real

Bleurgh

You know when you’re so anxious/stressed you cant actually process things so you end up being a human pile of immobile emotional slop?

dead

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE

so the gifset didn’t load correctly

when i actually try to make myself look good for once

Ted Allen: You have 30 seconds left, chefs.

Chef: I looked down at my dish and realized it needed a little more color, so I decide to make a quick purée out of lima beans and hot raspberry sauce, then brûlée the top with a blowtorch and add a few mint leaves to really give it some texture.

Me: *pterodactyl screech*

Good morning

Rescued dove learns to eat by watching others. No more force feeding! 

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FINISH HIM