A Comic About A Dream I Had About A Snake

Why haven`t I had those pictures in my books?!

Me IRL

You know the. You know the Femme Fatale "I grew up with 10 brothers so I know how to fight" character?

That's

That's Roy Mustang

Just the opposite.

Roy "I grew up with 10 sisters so I know how to disguise covert information reconnaissance as flirting" Mustang.

"I grew up with 10 sisters so I know how to weaponize my sexual charm to disarm others and win favor."

Roy led every higher-up to believe he was just a fuckboy and a manwhore in this for his own ego and that they shouldn't view him as any kind of violent revolutionary like "no sir I'm just a slut."

Roy Mustang.

i love how out of all the touya reveals i’ve read in fanfic, literally none of us predicted dabi fortnite dancing his way to the family dinner table

i think that the time between caesar’s assassination and octavian naming himself princeps is objectively the funniest period of roman history. just nonstop drama.

On Monday mornings

A miserable lesbian and a pathetic bissexual walk into a bar-

I love memetic communication when it gets to the point of being incomprehensible because can you imagine showing someone this picture

And asking them what Greek god it represents

(if the theory about SC coworking with Zeke is true)

Mikasa: Are you really going to make deals with this dick?!

Eren: Carefully, Mikasa he's my brother

Mikasa: He is a dick

Eren: Still...

Absolutely delighted about how Felony didn’t give any explanation for WHY Jacen would want to be a Jedi, WHY that was meant to be such a killer line, just absolutely no context about it whatsoever, not even Hera looking more than fondly amused that her kid wants to be a Jedi like Sabine, SINK OR SWIM IN THE NARRATIVE ON YOUR OWN, FILTHY CASUALS, HE IS NOT THROWING YOU A LIFE PRESERVER.

This actually happened in my life. My whole class keeps shipping two boys and we just can't get over it.

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You know your shipping problem has gone too far when you start shipping two boys at your school that are definitely straight…