Apparently Jeremy Allen White Isn’t From Chicago?!!!! This Is A World Of LIES!

I will be coming back to this concept. We're not done here

A pair of precious shoes

English added by me :)

I hate whoever said "since Mel's theoretically and literally a mirror then it was about Viktor all along" because now gay Jayce won't leave my mind

GUYS PEWDIEPIE DELTED HIS YOUTUBE CHANNEL AHSJDHDJX

So, I got interested in who the fuck this Onceler is and why people are afraid of him so I typed his name into search in Youtube....and BOI DO I REGRED IT

I-is that….

Stages of the Mishapocalypse

It’s funny

It’s hilarious

It’s amusing

It’s a bit tiring

It’s really annoying

It's still there

It’s extremely irritating

It’s fucking hilarious and everyone must join again

Complete acceptance. There is no laughter. There is only calm understanding. You are Misha. Misha is you. Misha is all. Misha.

can u imagine the utter chaos this site would have been in if the Suez Canal Ever Given thing had happened on the 5th November

imagine

So, the most exciting thing to me in this episode, was how Eren showed himself to public. Like, it was epic, but he didn't even kill a lot of people. He didn't kill Rainer and Falco only because it's pointless and there was door behind Falco, when Eren transformed,the building behind scene didn't crush and he probably didn't kill Will either, because Will is a titan and cannot be killed just like that. So the whole point of episode was just Eren being a huge DRAMA QUEEN

not even JRR Tolkien, who famously developed the concept of the Secondary World and firmly believed that no trace of the Real World should be evoked in the fictional world, was able to remove potatoes from his literature. this is a man who developed whole languages and mythologies for his literary world, who justified its existence in English as a translation* simply because he was so miffed he couldn't get away with making the story fully alien to the real world. and not even he, in extremis, was so cruel as to deny his characters the heavenly potato. could not even conceive a universe devoid of the potato. such is its impact. everyone please take a moment to say thank you to South Americans for developing and cultivating one of earth's finest vegetables. the potato IS all that. literally world-changing food. bless.

imagine being able to listen to carry on my wayward son, objectively a fucking banger of a song, without inflicting psychic damage on yourself