Slep-part-2 - Slep

Ugh the dubious little creature

Why brainstorm actual outlines and drafts for a written work when you can just Draw Stupid Nonsense

Splatoon character tea!(Like in Deltarune)

I think I got everyone but if I didn’t I’ll fix it. <3

Marie Tea:

Callie- “Oh!! It tastes like love!”(The hell does love taste like?!)

4- “Ooh, diet cola!”(What? Give me some!”

3- “…it’s good.”(Don’t drink it so fast!)

8- “Woah… it tastes better then I imagined it would…”(Are you crying?!)

Pearl- “BAHAHA! It’s spinach!”(What?)

Marina- “OhMyGosh…. It’s amazing!”(Why are you guys crying?! Is it bad?!)

Marie- “This is fucking water.”

Callie tea:

Marie- “Damn. It tastes like star fruit.”(I love star fruit!)

4- “Hell yeah, cranberry juice!”(Huh? Is it because my hair is magenta?)

3- “…it’s good.”(D-don’t chug it, you’ll choke!)

8- “It’s so good!”(You're so cute!)

Pearl- “Oh sweet, strawberry!”(I want some!)

Marina- “It’s just as good as Marie’s!”(You’re too sweet!)

Callie- “…it’s water.”

Agent 4 tea:

Callie- “Yum! It tastes like marshmallows!”(Sweet!)

Marie- “Oh wow.” (She seems really into it)

Agent 3- “…lemon-lime soda.”(She seems really satisfied…)

8- “…”(Why are you staring at me like that? Is it good?)

Pearl- “Woah, is this lemonade?”(Whats with all the lemon related flavors?)

Marina- “It IS lemonade! Yum!”(Damn.)

4- “It’s literally water. Oh well, hydration I guess.”

Agent 3 tea:

Callie- “It tastes like friendship!”(The hell does friendship taste like?)

Marie- “Agent 3, you taste like fries.”(Gimmie some!)

4- “Woah! Sir! You taste amazing!”(Excuse me?!)

8- “Agent 4 is right! It’s like they put amazingness in a cup!”(O-oh? •/////•)

Pearl- “Orange juice! Hell yeah!”

Marina- “Oh wow! This is what leadership and skill tastes like?” (What the fuck?)

3- “Does this water have minerals in it or something?”

Agent 8 tea:

Callie- “This tastes… cute?”(Thank you, I suppose.)

Marie- “Octo-pie!”(Octo WHAT?!)

4- “Mmm! Raspberries!”(Rasp-what?)

3-*chugs*(Sir! -////-)

Pearl- “Hell yeah! Cotton candy!”(Pearl likes my tea…!)

Marina- “This is delicious!”(Marina likes my tea too!!!!)

Pearl tea:

Callie- “Yum, lemons!”(Yum?!)

Marie- “Ooh, that’s good.”(Eh? I didn’t think you liked me.)

4- “Ooh, it tastes like pink!”(What the hell does pink taste like?!)

3- *little sips*(Are savoring it?!)

8- “Ma’am! This is amazing!” (Sweet!)

Marina- “I love it! Do they sell this by the gallon?”(Marina! >///<)

Marina tea:

Callie- “What! It’s like lilac tea!”(An actual tea this time… weird.)

Marie- “Holy shit this is good!”(Language!)

4- “Its sweet!”(D’aww~)

3- “…it’s mint.”(I love mint!)

8-“Miss Marina! It’s amazing!”(Youre too sweet~”

Pearl- “Holy shit! RINA! Come taste this!”(Okay okay!)

Marina- “This is water…”

I can’t tell if I wanna kiss someone, punch someone, or hug someone rn

@salticid​ you’re amazing and I love ur cryptic spambot convo I hope u like this!!

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Dragon fire turtle*

What I’ve Been Reading Lately: Cradle

Fundamentally, every work of art, every story, is an attempt at communication. The author chooses to ask us a question, and we find the answer in the dialogue between the author and ourselves.

Cradle is a series that asks the question “If one dude did magic kung-fu to another dude so hard he exploded, would that be sick or what?”

And we, the readers, answer “Absolutely the FUCK yes.”

Cradle is a world where everybody has the capacity to practice the Sacred Arts, which are primarily the discipline of using mystical energy to be as bullshit awesome as possible. You aren’t allowed to be a major character in this series until you have committed at least one (1) act that would look sweet as hell if it was airbrushed onto the side of a stoner’s van. 

At one point we meet a member of a king’s landscaping staff. Her job is to mow the lawn, trim the hedges, and keep those damn slugs out of the vegetable garden. She can also command trees to rip you apart and devour your life force for herself, because fuck you, it’s Cradle. People just do that here. 

The main character is a young man by the name of Wei Shi Lindon, who has a natural deficiency that makes him extremely weak in the Sacred Arts, and is therefore banned from studying them. He responds “respectfully, no” and proceeds to spend the following ten books learning Sacred Arts and punching everything. 

It’s a little rough around the edges, but I had fun reading it and the author clearly had fun writing it, so I think it succeeds as a series. Would absolutely recommend if you just want to have a good time reading something. 

(Naturally, I got deeply attached to the biggest bastard in the main cast, because he’s hilarious. This man is a bitch and I like him so much.) 

As a delightful bonus, unlike most action series, the treatment of the female characters is genuinely excellent. The author is not here for fanservice, he is here for FIGHTSERVICE, which is when EVERYONE FIGHTS SO HARD THE LAWS OF PHYSICS GIVE UP. We’re ten books in to a twelve book series and I have yet to see a single woman’s boobs described on-page. 

In Cradle, when a teenage girl is worried about her body changing, what she means is that she’s unsatisfied with the amount of swords she can use at one time, so she’s going to grow six extra arms to hold six extra swords. Surprise! THE NEW ARMS ARE ALSO SWORDS, because the time spent picking up a sword to fight with it is time you didn’t spend swordfighting, and that is unacceptable to her. Now she and her eight swords are going to suplex a dragon, because on Cradle we know no gender politics, only THE BLADE.

Also, there’s a turtle.

An official Sonic the Hedgehog cookbook is being worked on by publisher Insight Editions, according to a leaked Amazon listing

The upcoming cookbook for the speedy hedgehog will be penned by long time writer Ian Flynn, according to the leaked Amazon listing first spotted by our colleagues at @idwsonicnews.

"Cook quick, healthy, protein-packed dishes inspired by the colorful world of Sonic with the Official Cookbook, a fun and delicious compendium of recipes inspired by the blue blur," read the official description.

Here are some bullet points provided by the publisher:

50+ RECIPES: From speedy bites to power-packed feasts to satisfy even the speediest heroes, Sonic the Hedgehog: The Official Cookbook includes recipes for every occasion!

UNDER 30 MINUTES: These tasty (and healthy!) recipes can be made in 30 minutes or less! Can you beat our chefs in a race to see who can make these dishes the fastest?

BRING BELOVED CHARACTERS TO LIFE: Engage with the Sonic universe in a fun new way by making recipes inspired by fan-favorite characters such as Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Shadow, Amy, and Dr. Eggman!

DISHES FOR EVERY SKILL LEVEL: With step-by-step instructions and eye-catching photographs, chefs of all ages can learn to make meals that could even power up Sonic the Hedgehog himself!

Priced for $29.99 USD for a hardcover copy and $11.99 USD for a digital copy, the upcoming cookbook will be released around October 2023.

Here's some fanart of “What was stolen”! @beeextraordinary123 's fantasy Sonamy fic that I've been reading 🦔⚔️👑

(Here's the snippet i based this painting on cuz I really like it!!):

You can read the fic in AO3 ,Just a heads up tho: while It doesn't have anything NSFW or explicit in it,some scenes are kinda steamy. thought i'll mention it in case that sort of thing makes anyone awkward and/or prefers to avoid it.

But can he do a backflip tho

I just notice some errors but anyways... I'll be gone the rest of this year because I'm going to travel and things so....

Until next year! Have a great new year ^^!!

Cradle by will wight is good go read it