Ok, I decided to go to Twitter to search for a Tweet that I like (I'm almost never on Twitter) and I stumbled through Thcscus tweet explaining she wrote Phil's wife as the Samsung Smart Fridge.
Now I already knew she had done this —It's not the first time she revealed this detail —but I read the replies to her Tweet and I can't breathe
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Tweets by Kyle (@thcscus):
so um is this a good time to say that i wrote the passerine mum not as mumza but as the. the samsung smart fridge
BECAUSE I DIDNT KNOW WHAT MUMZAS BOUNDARIES ARE REGARDING FANFIC SO I JUST *VAGUELY GESTURES*
THATS ALSO WHY SHES NEVER MENTIONED BY NAME LOL
Comment by Ender Mama (@EnderPandoran):
Sorry brain just thought of that scene where she cups Techno’s cheek and I just saw him getting smacked with a fridge door...
Comment by EM⁷ • Subscribe to Technoblade • 80% (@sleepybl4de):
I CANT FUCKING STOP LAUGHING. FUCKER JUST GETS HIT BY A FUCKING FRIDGE DOOR. I cant take this anymore 😭💀
Comment by CanonicalChaos (@BadlamBound):
Are you... Are you telling me I spent 15 minutes crying iver the death of a Samsung Smart Refrigerator??
Comment by dani 🇧🇷 🏳️🌈 ( ranboo art 📌) (@danithemoth):
i mean id also cry if one of them died. they're pretty expensive 😔
Comment by kae ✡ (@endrwalkr):
so does this make pass!tommy and pass!wilbur part fridge or
Comment by Sara :D (@Clayotic_):
Half-god half-kitchen-appliance hybrids
Comment by dolsu (@dandybrew):
so youre telling me pass!philza spent 10 years away from his family to figure out how to turn a samsung smart refrigerator back on?
Comment by prom🤡⚡ (@promsofa):
you’re telling me pass!phil abandoned his kids for ten years because his favorite sexy fridge stopped working
Comment by Dino (@dino_invisible):
One you said that I thought of the death scene and all I can image is
[Screenshot of Sad-is Sunsprite's Eulogy animatic where Tommy is crying at his mother deathbed. A photo of a Samsung Smart Fridge was put above the drawing of the mother.]
Comment by parker b. peter (@antifajasontodd):
the voices in wilburs head wasnt dream. it was bluetooth
Comment by chloe (0/9) (@mellqhis):
when she died did the light go out on the inside? did ice cubes fall from the water dispenser on the door? OH MY GOD.
Comment by Garzaa (@_AGweirdo):
"no... they take after their mothers[...]" tommy opens his mouth and a light turns on
wilbur randomly starts doing a sound similar to HMMMMMMM at random hours of the night
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i feel like we're too hung up on the whole Utah thing, like it doesn't fucking matter that it's Utah, c!Wilbur is going back to where he was raised and where he lived before the SMP
the Utah bit is just supposed to be funny but the implications are genuine, he's going back to his roots wherever that is
me: okay time to go to slee-
my brain: in the sign of the four, holmes professes decisively that he will never marry, lest it clouds his judgment, nor will he ever love. in later stories, however, we see him saying things like "should i ever marry" or "should i ever have a son". he seems to have become quietly more open to the possibility of love ever since his relationship with watson flourished because watson makes holmes believe in love
me, crying: fuck you
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*plop*
Luffy: GOMU GOMU NO...
HANABI!!
Lackeys: Waahhh!
Luffy: I'm all fired up!
Zoro: Now this is my thing. Unlike an undercover investigation.
Usopp: Dammiiit!!
Lackeys: What are these middle schoolers??!
Usopp: Corao, get everyone other than me inside your soundproof barrier!
Cora: What??
Usopp: I have a good weapon to sweep 'em away.
Cora: Got it, Usopp! Silent...
Usopp: USOOOPP ~
Usopp: NOIISE~~~~!!!
*screeeech*
Lackeys: AAAH!! MY EAR!
Usopp: Checkmate! Corao, I'm done here!
Cora & co: ?
Usopp : THEY CAN'T HEAR ME..!!
Lackeys: Gwaah!
Doflamingo: The meeting is postponed.
Fufufufu..
Lackeys: Don't let Joker escape!
Trebol: Behehehe...
Luffy: Where are you going, Mingo..!!
Cora: I'll chase Doffy.
Law: Cora san!
Cora: Sorry, Law..
But I must bring Doffy back.
Luffy: Go, Corao, Traffy!
Zoro: Leave the small fries to us. Though they're not worth cutting..
Sanji: We'll follow you soon, won't take two minutes!
Usopp: The brave man Usopp won't let a single man pass through!
Cora: You all..
Thanks! We'll be back soon after talking with him!
-
Cora: Your connection with the dark is severed. Stop already.
I won't let you take the path of destruction. There must be another way you can live!
Let's go home with us!
Doffy:
The place where you two live... It's quite far from here.
Cora: You knew..?
Doffy: Fufufufu, Not a place in this town that I don't know about.
I was so disappointed, when I was betrayed by you.
Same goes for Law, I took you in like a younger brother.
I let you study, taught you every bit of combat skill.
Cora:...
Doffy: And once again, today. I was supposed to take those underworld folks right under my palm.
Trebol: Behehe, it was worth a shot, wasn't it~? Now you know what will happen-
Doffy: My loss.
"???!"
Trebol: Doffy....!!
“Nuku, nuku, nurmilintu Väsy, väsy västäräkki. Nuku, kun mie nukutan, Väsy, kun mie väsytän.”
Breathe in, breathe out.
Sleep, Little Bird ~George deValier
im obsessed with the implications this has for phil actually. like, is he from the IRL too? is he from fucking utah??
God this is so beautiful yet awful and tragic. Fucking kills me.
memories are bullets
Will is a little nervous, coming in this room. Again. It’s always a different mix of emotions, but some key ingredients are the same: thrill, anticipation, sadness. This time the cocktail is a true masterpiece: thrill, anticipation, conviction, confidence, only a drop of sadness. The only really new ingredient in all of this is fear, and it kind of ties it all together, adds the needed spice to the mix. Will lingers for a bit, analyzing the taste of the imaginary cocktail. There’s something else. Just… a dash of uncertainty. It’s not about the act, but it’s in the air, ruining his experience. What a shame.
“Will. What are you doing?”
Phil’s voice sounds so, so familiar. Maybe decades ago he said this exact phrase in this exact tone, when Will was stealing something from the kitchen. Weird how some things don’t change.
Will is glad to hear his voice. It means that it all goes according to plan. It means that he won’t leave this room. The uncertainty is gone.
Will is deafened by the sound of the explosion, his breath is heavy and uneven, partially because of excitement, partially because the air is filled with dust, but right there, right then, he has a moment of absolute clarity. It all makes sense to him, all of his questions have answers, he comes up with a name for his cocktail — “catharsis”. It has a wonderful sweet aftertaste of satisfaction.
There’s only one more thing to do. Will has done it a thousand times before, especially when Phil would catch him doing something he “shouldn’t be doing”. Ask nicely. Phil is surprisingly bad at saying “no”.
Weird how some things don’t change.