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Okay but I have chronic kidney infections and it's ALWAYS my left kidney so ???

Kidney Failure Is Gay Culture

Holy shit...

Thank you for this information I owe you my life

Y'all, I'm upset. Not as in like "I'm gonna pout for days" upset, just "aw, dangit" upset.

Alright, the reason stemming from the fact that I am VERY supportive of the Gavin and Elijah being brothers headcannon that many people have.

But, I just found something that proves that to be impossible.

Here it is.

So we have Elijah's wiki page up.

You know the normal stuff.

And we also have Gavin's.

Again, normal stuff but take a look at their birthdays.

As you can see, both born in 2002. And yeah, it could be possible if it weren't for the dates.

Elijah was born 3 months before Gavin was. So it's impossible.

And that's why I'm upset. >:(

No wait one of those memes but it’s “the difference 450 years can make” shared in a vampire community and it’s just almost the exact same photo twice

RIDDLE ME PISSED YOU GUYS

WHY IS IT THAT ANDROID GAVIN'S MODEL NUMBER IS ALWAYS GV700 OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT?

HIS FULL NAME IS GAVIN REED

HE WAS BORN OCTOBER 7TH, 2002

THEREFORE HIS MODEL NUMBER SHOULD BE GR200 OR SOMETHING

That's all

Okay so let's say thirium stains. Let's just imagine that true. So what do you think would happen if Gavin came in one morning and his lips were blue? Like, he tries his best to hide it but he fails MISERABLY. No one wants to ask what happened because they know he'll lie.

But they all figure out what happened when during his lunch break, he calls his brother, who just so happens to be the former CEO of Cyberlife, for help.

The conversation goes as such.

Gavin: Hey Elijah, um, question.

Elijah: Does it have to do with you f-

Gavin: SHHHHHH, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, STOP TALKING

Elijah: ... Are you at work?

Gavin: Off topic!

Elijah: So, what do you need?

Gavin: ...How do I get thirium stains off?

Elijah: Off of your clothes or off of your skin?

Gavin: ...

Elijah: ...

Gavin: ...

Elijah: Ah, skin, okay-

And so Gavin is over here, blushing hard as fuck while Nines just brags to Connor that Gavin is a FREAK and showing off the bite marks on his neck and shoulders.

Nines then later nudges Connor like "Bet the Luietenant doesn't do that, bet he doesn't." And Connor is SO determined to defend Hank's honor that he yells "Do you want to see my thighs? I can show you my thighs as proof! I can! Don't think I won't!" And immediately Hank is like "CONNOR!"

I live in Maryland and I go to Virginia VERY often to visit relatives but not ONCE have I seen anything to be deemed batshit.

I'll provide an update later.

Do non-americans realize that the United States is literally just a bunch of countries in a trench coat that agreed to be semi-nice to each other in order to sneak into the Big Boy Club? Because let’s be honest that’s just what the USA is

“Aren’t you the cutest m*therphcker? I’m gonna phckn’ steal you.”

“Gavin you can’t steal my cat.”

So'^[×dzqgiy5@tgise#-÷>:>/@

Listen y'all, I tried

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Me: it’s an absolute tragedy that we only get three or so in-game conversations between Markus and Connor, there’s so much potential between them, what would their relationship have been like if we’d seen more? Me: …

Me: …

Me: … Ok google, unrelated search: how many times can Connor and Markus try to kill each other?

Jericho’s Bridge:

Connor fails to kill Markus

Jericho’s Hold:

Connor can kill Markus…

… or Markus can kill Connor.

Church:

Rooftop:

Connor can draw a bead on Markus but loses his chance to kill him.

Street Fight:

sweet fucking jesus

Control Markus, Connor Death (impalement)

Markus death (shooting):

Markus death (neck breaking):

Control Connor, Connor death (near beheading with metal slab)

Connor death (impalement, except with different camera angles and barbed wire separating them in this shot):

Markus dies (Connor shoots):

Markus dies (Connor breaks his neck, except then he picks up a gun and ADDITIONALLY shoots him):

Cyberlife Store

Connor shoots Markus:

Connor ‘spares’ Markus and lets him die on his own:

Connor and Markus shoot each other:

Stage

Connor shoots willingly from the crowd:

Connor resists shooting but gets lost in the zen garden, we get the same scene but from a slightly different angle:

Connor shoots Markus while up on stage with him:

This is… seven different events where they can try to kill each other, with SIXTEEN death scenes. Like holy fuck, I’d originally just thought that they rarely interacted and that Markus-Connor shippers just all tended to like Foe-Yay due to the chemistry of it, and the fact that their roles as deviant leader and deviant hunter make them perfect for it. Apparently no, it’s not just that, they literally have a fuckton of scenes together, and they’re literally trying to kill each other in nearly every single one.

This is a shitton of character energy channeled straight at each other, with their goals and their worldviews and their strategies all clashing together at the same time in the same explosive struggle. Connor has been ordered to kill Markus, and Markus is determined to lead androids to victory. Each one of these encounters is a stage for these struggles to play out.

This is also part of why I like the scenes where they work together so much. They can cause so much harm and be this violent, and yet when they do work together and trust each other we get one of the very few endings where everyone can escape and be happy. When they finally channel these absurdly high sets of competence and determination to a common enemy, they do the fucking impossible. Connor brings Markus an army, and Markus maneuvers everything so that humans are forced to back down.

JUST AGH I LOVE THE POTENTIAL IN THESE TWO. There’s so much there, and they’re great!!