No Wait One Of Those Memes But It’s “the Difference 450 Years Can Make” Shared In A Vampire Community

Gavin: I have made a top 10 list of people important to me.

Gavin, taking a folded piece of paper out of his pocket: Number 10 is "I can tolerate you more than most people" And then 1 is "You could steal a lung, my entire left leg and my liver to sell on the black market and I would probably thank you." So, basically-

Nines, deadpan: They wouldn't take your liver, you've destroyed it with alcohol already.

Gavin: ...

Gavin, unfolding the paper: Tina, hand me that pen.

Gavin: You've just been demoted to number 5.

Nines: Where was I before?

Gavin: 9.

Gavin, editing the list: It's a demotion because the more important you are to me, the more I'll inconvenience you.

Chris: Trust me, you don't want to get to number 1.

~~~A few weeks later~~~

Tina, standing up and getting everyone's attention: Important update! Nines has made it to number 1 and Gavin just informed me that they probably won't be here today. I'm giving $50 dollars to whoever guesses what happened correctly.

Hank: Gavin fell down the stairs and convinced Nines that he broke something so he had to go to the hospital!

Tina, writing it down: Wouldn't doubt it, next!

Captain Fowler, walking out of the break room with fresh coffee: Gavin did some dumbass shit and Nines finally got sick of it so Gavin sent that before Nines killed him

Tina: Creative but very probable!

*Many more scenarios are listed until people run out of ideas*

~~~About an hour later~~~

Gavin, walking into the DPD and clocking in: Hey!

Nines in tow, smirking: We apologize for being late.

Gavin, walking with a small limp: ...

Connor: I KNEW IT! OFFICER CHEN, FORK IT OVER

Tina: DAMMIT, YOURE GOOD!

Controversial Hot Takes:

Hank is a freak

Nines is actually very shy and hesitant about sex

Connor can and will top the FUCK out of anybody

Gavin can be a service top if he wants

Gavin has a very slight cat allergy

I said what I said

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One of the best scenes of #DetroitEvolution in my opinion because their relationship is also this. Besides all the cute and sweet stuff their relationship implies they tease each other constantly as well and I love that part of them. Thanks to the whole @octopunkmedia team for their hard work. 

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Me, in 50 years: I still remember the day when Elijah Kamski created androids.

Grandchild: Granny, that never happened.

Me, sobbing: They just wanted to be free…

Too many people overlook how cute boys with brown eyes are. If you’re a boy with brown eyes and you’re reading this, guess what; you cute.

You'd think sex and partner based androids would have a lot more customization and diversity considering they're supposed to appeal to a wide audience