Too Many People Overlook How Cute Boys With Brown Eyes Are. If You’re A Boy With Brown Eyes And You’re

Gavin: Haha, you ever have that feeling where you're so hungry that you feel full so you won't eat? And then you'll feel light headed? And then you won't have enough nutrition to continue to be conscious for-

Gavin, falling unconscious: Fuck...

The rest of the DPD: ...

Tina, calling over Nines: This happens all the time, he'll be fine

Okay but you ain't wrong

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Controversial Hot Takes:

Hank is a freak

Nines is actually very shy and hesitant about sex

Connor can and will top the FUCK out of anybody

Gavin can be a service top if he wants

Gavin has a very slight cat allergy

I said what I said

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Y'all, I'm upset. Not as in like "I'm gonna pout for days" upset, just "aw, dangit" upset.

Alright, the reason stemming from the fact that I am VERY supportive of the Gavin and Elijah being brothers headcannon that many people have.

But, I just found something that proves that to be impossible.

Here it is.

So we have Elijah's wiki page up.

You know the normal stuff.

And we also have Gavin's.

Again, normal stuff but take a look at their birthdays.

As you can see, both born in 2002. And yeah, it could be possible if it weren't for the dates.

Elijah was born 3 months before Gavin was. So it's impossible.

And that's why I'm upset. >:(

Gavin: What do you think would happen if I took my sleeping medication and then drank an entire Rockstar energy drink?

Nines: I don't know but, please don't find out

Gavin, looking Nines directly in the eye: Only one way to find out.

Gavin, taking the sleeping pill and then drinks the entire energy drink: ...

Nines: You're feral and natural selection is coming for you.

I live in Maryland and I go to Virginia VERY often to visit relatives but not ONCE have I seen anything to be deemed batshit.

I'll provide an update later.

Do non-americans realize that the United States is literally just a bunch of countries in a trench coat that agreed to be semi-nice to each other in order to sneak into the Big Boy Club? Because let’s be honest that’s just what the USA is

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Holy shit...

Thank you for this information I owe you my life

Y'all, I'm upset. Not as in like "I'm gonna pout for days" upset, just "aw, dangit" upset.

Alright, the reason stemming from the fact that I am VERY supportive of the Gavin and Elijah being brothers headcannon that many people have.

But, I just found something that proves that to be impossible.

Here it is.

So we have Elijah's wiki page up.

You know the normal stuff.

And we also have Gavin's.

Again, normal stuff but take a look at their birthdays.

As you can see, both born in 2002. And yeah, it could be possible if it weren't for the dates.

Elijah was born 3 months before Gavin was. So it's impossible.

And that's why I'm upset. >:(