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u should be ashamed none of the sex workers were me 🙄🙄

i love his giggle after Wallace mentions sex workers

it’s okay we still love him 😍😍🙌🙌

i love his giggle after Wallace mentions sex workers

WRONG ❌❌❌

i love his giggle after Wallace mentions sex workers

i want to be one of his sex workers !!!

i love his giggle after Wallace mentions sex workers

oh 100%

this mans a huge player

i love his giggle after Wallace mentions sex workers

i love his giggle after Wallace mentions sex workers

no it’s definitely me

the woman is actually me mb

Ofc claptons hot but can we talk about his teacher??

SAMEEE

I was so scared people would find out and get pissed at me (like no one cares 💀💀)

hey i’m kinda tired of being anonymous and walking on eggshells about it LMAO just going to admit that i’m actually @laurrrelise

also thanks to all of the support on this account, it’s sincerely appreciated fr. (i know it’s just because all of you guys are horny for derek, and it’s understandable and it’s fine. i was too. that’s why i started this account lmao)

also kinda proud of myself for i guess starting a bit of a jhutch character roleplaying revolution, even if they’re all extremely gay for each other for some reason

alright have a good day assholes

- 🌈 (lauren)

me too 😔🙏

hey i’m kinda tired of being anonymous and walking on eggshells about it LMAO just going to admit that i’m actually @laurrrelise

also thanks to all of the support on this account, it’s sincerely appreciated fr. (i know it’s just because all of you guys are horny for derek, and it’s understandable and it’s fine. i was too. that’s why i started this account lmao)

also kinda proud of myself for i guess starting a bit of a jhutch character roleplaying revolution, even if they’re all extremely gay for each other for some reason

alright have a good day assholes

- 🌈 (lauren)

STOP

this is actually so fucking funny. i run billy’s account. ( @billyburned )

I started replying to myself and other people acting like I had no clue who was running the account. (sorry!!…) 😭

hey i’m kinda tired of being anonymous and walking on eggshells about it LMAO just going to admit that i’m actually @laurrrelise

also thanks to all of the support on this account, it’s sincerely appreciated fr. (i know it’s just because all of you guys are horny for derek, and it’s understandable and it’s fine. i was too. that’s why i started this account lmao)

also kinda proud of myself for i guess starting a bit of a jhutch character roleplaying revolution, even if they’re all extremely gay for each other for some reason

alright have a good day assholes

- 🌈 (lauren)

OMG please!

someone NEEDS to make a Sean account

he’s the only one we’re missing ☹️☹️

ME TOOOO

Tumblr group chats when?

the amount of lore these accounts have is so funny

Stop fucking blogging and play video games with me

@futurefutturman

YESS u get it 🙏

literally no one asked for this but here’s some of my many other celebrity crushes 😍

literally no one asked for this but here’s some of my many other celebrity crushes 😍

someone needs to make a wolf account

his responses would be so funny

WHY IS THEIR FIRST MOVE ALWAYS TO FOLLOW ME HELP

im definitely wet enough

i nned wagter but i cantg find my assisjstant and d i cnant remenenber wherf the bar isd

me!!!

i nned wagter but i cantg find my assisjstant and d i cnant remenenber wherf the bar isd

i’m crying ofc he drinks fiji

i nned wagter but i cantg find my assisjstant and d i cnant remenenber wherf the bar isd

babe that’s vodka

One of my employeews just came in amd asked if theyu could leave early becausdr there”s nothing to do. I was like “Man I’mn bored to but ypu don’t see me leaving g for thw day.”

derek calm down on the whiskey

One of my employeews just came in amd asked if theyu could leave early becausdr there”s nothing to do. I was like “Man I’mn bored to but ypu don’t see me leaving g for thw day.”

derek babe are you alright…

One of my employeews just came in amd asked if theyu could leave early becausdr there”s nothing to do. I was like “Man I’mn bored to but ypu don’t see me leaving g for thw day.”

i’d let mike put his cream on my face

My debt is officially payed off.

That means I got this fuckin’ giant ass burn for no reason.

HELP

there’s so many futturmans omg

WHY IS THEIR FIRST MOVE ALWAYS TO FOLLOW ME HELP

HELP OMG

please do 🙏

kinda need him to collar me and breed me rn…

i need him more than i need food and water atp

kinda need him to collar me and breed me rn…

SAME i just have to pretend there isn’t

these roleplay accounts have me on a chokehold, then i remember there’s an actual person behind them…

I genuinely cannot comprehend when people say they don’t find Josh Hutcherson attractive. Yeah, everyone has different types. But oh my fucking god??

He’s so cute, hot, handsome and fine all at the same time. I could stare at this man for HOURS straight and i’d love every minute.

This man lives in my head every second of every day, and I hope he never leaves.