Why Wait

Man

Who put my bike in front of the car...

Asshole ):<

Someone compared moldo to Jesus (hecame back to life) when trying to find out if his trial would count as murder or attempted murder

(They eventually determined it would be murder)

Things that happened in chemistry today:

1. Teacher said this weekend was better than any weekend he'd ever had

Why? He took his baby to this gymnastics thingy (valid)

This was rated better than:

1. When he beat an American record in pole vaulting

2. When he played in Germany for American pole vaulting

3. His wedding

4. When he took said baby home for the first time

2. A mole went 'missing' for st.patricks day

3. Said mole is apparently named Moledo (Like waldo)

4. Teacher apparently lets Moledo go out at night to catch worms n shit

5. Moledo is dead. He was murdered.

Teacher said his goodbyes to Moledo

We couldn't hear him cause he was in the courtyard and we were in the halls

6. We were sent to investigate Moledos death

7. We were the only class to sprint (If we collected the evidence cards in under 7 min we got extra credit)

RIP Moledo

He will be missed 😔

Monster fucker but it's just Dazai and Corruption Chuuya

Fuckin

Goddam

I'm not old

Just tall

With eyebags that can rival a raccoon

And a will to live that's just as real as my sanity

😔

“man i’m glad none of my irl friends can see the shit i post on tumblr”

then i remember

the one

Watching my parents try to figure out how to drive a fancy car is the best thing to ever happen to me

They're so dumb

It's hilarious

(Derogatoraly towards my mom, semi jokingly towards my dad)

(Can't have yall thinkin I like my mom)

(This is very important information)

my babey.