“think Of My Tiny Legs!” Lots Of Trolls Definitely Don’t Need To Be Told Twice To Think About MC’s

[image description: Boldir says, "I found out Santa wasn't real because I got a spy kit that christmas, so I fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints I dusted on the milk mug I left out." she smirks and continues, "I'm on that next level shit." / end ID.]

don't worry, she's lying about Santa's realness to test everyone else's sleuthing skills. I pinky promise.

I’m picturing Doc Scratch as the mom.

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Well, what are yours? Mine are tired and also tired.

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I sure can, lmao

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flattering

elwurd: why doesn’t bronya find me sexy when i bite my Lip?

mallek: what do you look like when you bite your lip?

elwurd: *bites Lip*

mallek: ...have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?

tbh people in my town are probably actually dying from the heat we're having. the other day, it was 107°. people legitimately aren't thinking straight lately because it's that fucking hot. and by that I mean that my own brain fog has gotten a lot worse, and the rest the people here are the way I was before this heat wave.

...so, how's summer been for y'all?

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She’s coming back to finish the job!

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[image description 1/3: Karako is sad. he says, "why do I have to speak? why is it not enough to show up somewhere and have giant eyes?"

ID 2: Charun, crosses their arms disapprovingly and says, "minimalism is cool but have you ever had all the things you love in your room?"

ID 3: Cirava is clutching their eye in pain, and Elwurd says to them, "hey. don't cry. 144 Ibuprofen capsules in this bottle." Cirava smiles. / end IDs]

I've had this set in my drafts for a while now. I haven't been able to make anything else for today because depression is a bitch, so here's this! happy homestuck day, folks.

*mic drop*

This sounds like something my older brother would say while hyped up on sugar and complaining about my taste.

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Happy pride month, folks!!!!

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I have been quoting this for possibly years at this point. now you can too!

also I didn't notice til I made this that Damara has dimples?!?! adorable!! she's my favorite dancestor btw!

[text source: Hannah_Chutzpah on twitter. I edited the last Rose sprite myself.]