*UNDIGNIFIED SQUEALING* TELL ME POLYPA DOESN'T DO THIS

[image descriptions: I'll make this quick and simple. it shows all the other ships that competed and that Rosemary won against everyone! in the final round, we won against alphys x undyne at 69% to 31%. nice!]

Rosemary won the finals!!!!!!!!!!! ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡lo hicimos!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah yeah iconic yaoi poll botting scandal kawoshin v sasunaru upset of the century HAVE YOU HEARD that rosemary won the iconic yuri poll against alphyne by a margin of 69% on undertales anniversary after personally beating the likes of pearlrose appledash tyzula and bubbline even after multiple twitch streamers with hundreds of thousands of followers tried to glowsquid bubbline??

YOU CANT FIGHT THE HOMESTUCK

Assorted singular ones!

(text sources: MYS3CR3TCRUSh on twitter, and religiousmom, dankmemeking, and sinnlosekunst on tumblr)

it them!

(text source: spacefroggity on tumblr)

I made these edits years ago and I still don't know why.

This is what they talk about while they wait for MC to show up for anime club. (text source: fozzie and shinysylveon on tumblr)

in this world, it's yeet or be yeeted.

Want to know my favorite little known homestuck fact? Not headcanon. Fact. Heavily textually supported fact.

So we know lowbloods, particularly goldbloods, frequently have “psiionic” powers which seem to mostly consist of telekinesis and the ability to shoot lasers from their eyes. Lowbloods with these powers are frequently forced into service as “Helmsmen” in the Imperial Fleet where they are implied to serve as basically the ship’s engine.

In Hiveswap Act 1, attempting to use Xefros’s powers on I think the autotune mic (but it may have been another electrical object) laughingly dismisses the idea that troll psiionics are electricity or can be used to power things.

In Hiveswap Friendsim Volume 4, Vikare’s story revolves around his obsession with flight and his attempts to invent powered air craft, making it explicitly clear that Alternia never invented aeronautics. They have no flight technology.

Are you beginning to see where I’m going here?

ALTERNIAN SPACE SHIPS AREN’T POWERED.

THEY JUST HAVE TELEKINETIC TROLLS PICK THE SHIPS UP AND THROW THEM.

HELMSMEN ARE LITERALLY PROPELLING THE SHIPS THROUGH SPACE TELEKINETICLY.

I mean, when you think about it, it makes sense! Why bother with rocket fuel and wings when you have a planet full of people who can make shit fly with their minds? But still, it’s hilarious to me that this incredibly technologically advanced civilization doesn’t have engines in their ships and don’t know how they work because when they need to go somewhere they just have THE LOWBLOOD GET OUT AND PUSH.

y'all be sure to keep drinking your rainbow juice. gotta stay hydrated!

i rainbow drinked you

this Pikachu man ate my son

We all know about the pikachu man ad that @staff has been haunting us with for the past couple weeks, but do you know what happens when you click it?

thumbnail by @transkanayamaryam

I just couldn’t resist!

Also, is there a word for like a weaboo, but for France?

I like the idea of an assassin saying "I would kill for you... for free"

or like "I would kill for you so I can pay for whatever you need"

As much as I love ‘I would kill for you’, it kinda really loses its impact if the person saying it is a villain who already kills at the slightest provocation

’I would refrain from killing for you, I would spare them all if you asked me’ is a very sexy alternative, and a much more powerful declaration of love coming from a character prone to violence