[image Description: Marsti Is In A Cafe With Chixie, Who Is Holding A Drink And Looking Burnt-out. Marsti

lmao what a concept 🤣

that totally sounds like Miette!

please tell me I'm not the only one who thought it said motherfucker at first

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[image description: Daraya overconfidently says "referring to vampires as Draculas will never stop being funny". Kanaya, Ardata, Chahut, Lanque, and Tagora are now standing behind her, looking pissed. they are all in Ardata's dungeon. Daraya continues, "and I will never apologize to the Draculas community for this". / end of image description.

text source: ZachIsASkull on twitter]

pictures taken moments before disaster

[ID: Tegiri (referred to in the original text as "cop") is investigating a crime, and asks, "can you describe the woman who stabbed you?" Zebruh (referred to as "male author") strikes a dramatic pose and replies, "lithe, spirited, outgoing, and not afraid to speak her mind. she was a raw sexual force and she knew it. she was dandelion fluff on a summer day, gone in an instant, leaving you with nothing the memory of her touch and the faint taste of strawberries on your lips." the cloaked woman who stabbed him is behind him, looking pissed. Tegiri says, "great, we have a motive, but we still need a description." / end IDs.]

opalescent-apples reblogged this with the tag "undescribed". I hear ya! I've been meaning to add image descriptions to my old posts, so here's a start! if y'all have any other specific posts you'd like image descriptions of, you can reblog them like this and I'll see it, or you can send asks. I want to make this blog more accessible, so please keep letting me know which posts to prioritize!

one more thing, after all the time that has passed since I made this, I still can't fucking believe that the first thing Zebruh describes her as is "lithe", which can mean "graceful", but it also can mean "skinny". she was strong enough to stab a highblood and he immediately wants to say that she's skinny. ugh.

She’s coming back to finish the job!

(text source: morthilswrites and lillivati on tumblr)

This is what true love looks like.

(text source: oh-stewart and devintherealboy on tumblr)

kat

Happy birthday angy dude!

I really like how they wrote him in pesterquest, with him all aro n stuff, I think it fits him really well!

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very cursed

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hey folks, quick announcement...

if y'all couldn't find my blog recently, that's my mistake. I messed up my visibility settings while I was up way too late. I thought I had the "hide me" settings turned on for some reason, so I switched them, thinking I was making my blog easier to find. I was wrong. they were already off. I hid the blog. oops.

I then forgot about it, and soon after, I noticed a massive drop in notes on all of my posts. days passed. THEN I realized what I'd done, and spent like fifteen minutes looking through my account settings trying to fix it, with a headache the whole time... before I realized that I was looking in the wrong place and the visibility settings were right there when you open the general settings and I just added an extra step that led to many more steps. all I needed to do was scroll down.

so I switched it back last night and woke up today with 30 notifications including two new followers. so uhh... welcome, y'all! problem solved, I guess!

[image descriptions: a news article says "a starbucks customer says an employee smacked her in the face with a wet rag after she complained her drink was made incorrectly". Marsti is shown swinging her wet mop at Ardata's face. in the second panel, Chixie is at the café saying "it hurts to see other people living your dreams!" / end ID]

get her!

[text sources: a business insider article by grace dean, and ginkgocrown on twitter]

Whoever can translate the Alternian into english gets a cookie!

[text source: mattdavelewis on twitter]