Hydra Agent: I Lured You All To My Lair Because I Crave The Deadliest Game-

Kim dokja is currently trying a pick up line on Yoo Jonghyuk

Kim dokja : are you http?

Kim dokja:because without you I'm ://

Yoo Jonghyuk, eyes wide: how-

Han Sooyoung, emerging from the bushes nearby: HOW THE FRICK DID YOU JUST SAY THAT OUT LOUD

gotta admit, I'm impressed with their dedication to the bit

au where eberytjings the same but they have to go to five guyd

kim dokja: *intense blushing* y-yoo joonghyuk! go on a d-date with me!

yoo joonhyuk: *also, intense blushing* a-alright.

han sooyoung: you two are literally fucking married to each other.

I share your pain

No but seriously where is the Amos/Alex content hidden?

Shuri: *can’t find Peter in the soul realm*

Shuri: *inhales*

Shuri: ROAD WORK AHEAD

2849647 teenagers who got dusted in the snap: UH YEAH I SURE HOPE IT DOES

Shuri: 

Shuri: oh no

NASA: we used to have 9 planets but we now only have 8 Pluto: Stop telling everyone I’m not a planet! NASA: Sometimes we can still hear its voice

and here's your annual reminder that jack-o'-lanterns were a tradition irish immigrants brought to the u.s., where (widely available) pumpkins fell into use over turnips & other root vegetables

(personally i regret this switch, as it means many of us missed the opportunity to grow up seasonally surrounded by friendly faces like these:

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When your space boyfriend is right and you’re mad about it