Okay Fuck It If This Post Reaches 666k Notes By The End Of 2023 I'll Practise Basic Self Care

Who the fuck needs Tumblr anymore I'm just going to be looking at lamp posts from now on

get out there and take on the world!!!!!!!!!!

the world is weak, you can take em. aim for the head

If you’re not amazed by the stars on a clear night then we won’t work.

kim dokja and his stupid sacrificial plans

The Caledonians expanded through the galaxy thanks to their logic and discipline, always following the plan, always following the rules. So when the fleet was about to be destroyed the Caledonian Admiral did what the book said: bring a human to the war room and let it make the decisions.

hmmm

I'd like to make a small addition to the Humans are Space Orcs trope (yes I'm super late I know)

So

You know the joke about aliens being weirded out that we pack bond with basically anything?

What if we introduced aliens to fandom culture

. . . :)

kim dokja: *intense blushing* y-yoo joonghyuk! go on a d-date with me!

yoo joonhyuk: *also, intense blushing* a-alright.

han sooyoung: you two are literally fucking married to each other.