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KDJ: I like murder mysteries

YJH, trying to impress him: I've been the prime suspect in four homicide investigations

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Clint: Just remember; what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.

Natasha: What didn’t kill me should have tried harder.

Clint: Natasha!

Natasha: What?! I’d appreciate a little follow through once in a while..

Clint: You’re never going to let that go, are you?

Natasha: ...Even you couldn’t kill me when you had the chance.

Clint (contemplation shows in his face as his eyes coming to rest on one of the hospital pillows): ...

Natasha: Do it you coward.

Good omens and the Forbidden book, blood moon part 4: here come the angel and the demon 😇😈🐍🔥

Blood moon part 5

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Nekocat

Good omens and the Forbidden book, blood moon part 5: Crowley vs Gabriel

Blood moon part 3

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Nekocat

Good omens and the Forbidden book: blood moon part 3: putting yourself in danger for the other, that’s what friends do Blood moon part 2 Fo

kim dokja: *intense blushing* y-yoo joonghyuk! go on a d-date with me!

yoo joonhyuk: *also, intense blushing* a-alright.

han sooyoung: you two are literally fucking married to each other.

🎶Where my heart is Where my love eternal is waiting’ Somewhere beyond the stars Beyond Antares. 🎶

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Humans are... confusing

Human expressions confuse me a lot of the time so I can’t imagine what it would be like for an alien

Human: *drops something* oh fuck me! Alien: *blushes* Um I… umm… Human: Oh no no! Sorry! That’s just an expression we say! I don’t want you to actually… ya know *laughs* Alien: *smiles* Phew! I thought you actually wanted me to engage in sexual activities with you which worried me as I find the fleshy and hairless human form to be really quite repulsive. My mistake! Human: …cheers

another Goncharov 1973 thing I'm sorry

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