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Clint: Just remember; what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.

Natasha: What didn’t kill me should have tried harder.

Clint: Natasha!

Natasha: What?! I’d appreciate a little follow through once in a while..

Clint: You’re never going to let that go, are you?

Natasha: ...Even you couldn’t kill me when you had the chance.

Clint (contemplation shows in his face as his eyes coming to rest on one of the hospital pillows): ...

Natasha: Do it you coward.

random teenager, posting an unhinged shitpost ab sandman/good omens/etc at 3 am

neil gaiman, reposting at 4 am

I'd like to make a small addition to the Humans are Space Orcs trope (yes I'm super late I know)

So

You know the joke about aliens being weirded out that we pack bond with basically anything?

What if we introduced aliens to fandom culture

hmmm

Kirk : Tell me something. Why was it so impossible to tell the difference between us?

Spock : *explains.*

Kirk : *lowers gaze. bites lips slowly*

Y/N: Here's a fun idea: we hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing the person we're caught underneath with, we have to FIGHT them.

Steve: No doll, we're not doing that.

Bucky, nodding: Mistlefoe.

Steve: Buck, DON'T encourage her-

Space Orcs and Boredom

I'd think that humans are one of the most prone to boredom out of all the space-faring species. It's deeply engrained in our modern culture that time should be spent doing something. Often times, especially due to consumerism, we will waste it on empty, pointless things.

However, due to creativity and an impressive set of dexterity skills, it can get pretty interesting.

Imagine your human crewmates holding a competition to see who can climb around a table the fastest. A table. Now imagine it's just one of them. Who figured it out themselves. And then uploaded it to the human internet.

Just. Everything. Everything about this video proves my point. We're chaos boredom creatures.