Sophisticated-trash - Unbetitelt

Who the fuck needs Tumblr anymore I'm just going to be looking at lamp posts from now on

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You’re a hitman whose “hits” survive your assassination attempts, despite your sincere best efforts, only to die soon after each attempt by comical forces outside your control. The hitman community can’t be convinced you’re not the most creative comically effective assassin alive.

guess what number im thinking of

After you finally finished your time machine, the first thing you did was to visit Stephen Hawking’s Party for Time Travelers in 2009. Little did you know, Hawking was planning to hijack your machine to go to the future and leave a body double behind.

You feel the emotions of anyone you touch. You accidentally brush hands with the barista when they hand you your coffee. You’re the most scared you’ve ever been in your entire life.

Saturn and Neptune by Voyager II

gotta admit, I'm impressed with their dedication to the bit