Sorlian - Small Place I Call My Own

little kids make me laugh. i was at a party yesterday and a kid was there and she noticed that i have a long straight cut along the length of my thumb and asked about it, so i told her it was a cat scratch, almost healed, didn't hurt. and then she was sorta staring and touching it for a bit and went "you had bone surgery. because there were termites in your bones."

so i played along and went "oh man, i hope they got em all!" and she went "no. they put in more." lmao

i love that simon fairchild and mike crew have the exact same sense of humor, but simon's obviously way further into it than mike. mike will give you some tea and have a civil conversation with you, you really have to push him to get him to toss you into the vast. with simon, your fate is entirely dependant on how much fun he has talking to you. and they both think your fear is hilarious.

The Arcana Game

I drew this around September or October last year as a print to sell at a convention with a friend of mine I feel sad it didn’t post it here as well

you know the hyperfixations bad when you go outside and see clouds and mutter to yourself 'this is just like when simon fairchild-'

thunderstorm warning tonight? thats- thats just like mike crew guys

any time an announcer says if [athlete] medals it’ll be the first medal for [country] I immediately lose all sense of patriotism and become an [athlete] stan

I am not a bot. Just like putting that out there lmao

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HOW am i supposed to hate Simon Fairchild when he’s this fucking funny 😭😭😭

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