Absolutely Banger Of A Sketch I Did Earlier. Potentially A Hades And Persephone Reference?

happy ostara!

“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.

me *running backwards up stairs while firing a gun at a furby*: am i doing this right? what? oh you meant one at a time? well which one do i do first?

“F-E-A-R has two meanings: ‘Forget Everything And Run’ or ‘Face Everything And Rise.’ The choice is yours.”

— Zig Ziglar

this is strangely motivating. thank you @loozerboykisser

I can’t die yet I have more substances to abuse!

im literally so hot (sleep deprived, dehydrated, lost in the daze)

why does this have so many notes. this is the most notes i’ve ever gotten. it’s not that funny. guys why are you laughing. guys—

“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.

they kinda look like a meme template ngl

ok so ex gf lore drop.

we dated for a while then ended up at different schools. i broke up w her cuz i thought i lost feelings (in reality i was just depressed asf). anyway two yrs later we’re still friends but haven’t talked irl and now im moving to alaska. ever since we broke up i can’t stop thinking abt her. recently reached out and we decided to hang out this summer. and god. i want her so bad.

(am i making this in the hopes of settling the debate as to whether i'm a catboy or a dogboy? perhaps)

“that much sugar is bad for you” “that much caffeine could kill you” listen karen. unless you wanna try fighting my sweet tooth and caffeine addiction in hand to hand combat, stay out of it. i’ll die exactly how i want to thank you very much.

me after writing a six page poem about someone who i am 100% not romantically interested in and am strictly best friends with.

i have been thinking abt you all day no homo though