Random Musing.

my bio mom is in the kitchen signing a card for her mom and i’m saying happy mother’s day to trans girls on the internet

i didn’t get her anything, not even a card

they’re better mothers than she could have ever been

lovely story from a friend today.

• this user has complicated feelings about being physically disabled

reblogging because holy shit you just changed my life

line art tutorial

Reblog if you have a cute girldick.

me hallucinating i’m on shark tank after 600mg of DPH

black turtleneck guy: our company was founded on one simple principle—that God is a living creature and can be killed

shark tank guy: what’s the over-under on product parity?

catholic priest (watching this afterwards on a vtuber reaction video): *pauses, points at screen* that right there might be heretical

nematode worm: *caresses my brainstem*

nematode worm’s guardian angel: this one’s a thinker

i should be naked with my lover not whatever this is

Constantly in awe at what people can survive and how they can be so nice even after all that

every day I'm clocking in for my shift at the not making sense factory . we don't know what we're making only that it's not sense.