One Of The Most Challenging Skills I've Had To Learn As An Adult Is The Art Of Figuring Out Whether I'm

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

I made a thing. Based on a true story. +/- one ceiling cave-in

its unreal how all of my favorite characters have exactly the same traits and hobbies and diagnoses as me

pirating movies by seeing them in tumblr gifs and basing my own story around them

Just finished catching up on Dungeon Meshi. What am I gonna do with myself now while I wait for the next episode?! D:

I’ve seen a lot of videos going around of urban-dwelling critters coming to humans for help with various problems, ranging from boxes stuck on their heads to young trapped down a storm drain, and it’s gotten me to thinking:

On the one hand, it’s kind of fascinating that they know to do that.

On the other hand, setting any questions of how this sort of behaviour must have arisen aside for the nonce, does it ever strike you how weird it is that we’ve got a whole collection of prey species whose basic problem-solving script ends with the step “if all else fails, go bother one of the local apex predators and maybe they’ll fix the problem for no reason”?

This is a call-out post for my monstera 👀

Nosy ass plant

when spiders put their little pedipalps together