seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors
some sort of earthworm woim, with leggie like arm tentacles and flatwormie eye spots
I try not to think about it because I have to keep moving, but damn if it doesn't make my heart ache.
the "new normal" couldve been respirators & rapid tests & hepa filters & universal basic income & accessibility & caring about other people.........
a non-selective plan for the resurgence of fic commissions
Spectrum of overwhelm, now in triangle form due to popular demand
HIGH ON STANDARDS LOW ON SKILL. CREATIVE PROCESS MAKE YOU ILL
I'd even go so far as to say...everyone should have access to university libraries, always. Information is power.
actually i think graduates of a university should have access to the library databases forever and ever amen
i dont like it when electronics talk to me like i understand from a usability standpoint why they do but when i pair my headphones i'd much rather get a little beebeep than a white woman jumpscare
i am full of love and also fatigue
Seems like a fun/insanely frustrating thing to try if I end up stuck in the past :D Can't wait to be swabbing syphilitic coochies--for science!
I can understand how "modern person thrown into the past gets by pretending to be a healer/doctor" is as surprisingly common of a trope as it is. I mean I'm fluent enough at bullshitting to be pretty sure I could pull it off to impersonate a doctor in any time pre-1800s. If I have no idea what something is or how to treat it, I could just get the opinion of the other whatever-passes-as-medical-professionals around, but if their suggestions sound like bullshit I'm not doing it. And I'll beat the shit out of anyone suggesting bloodletting or mercury. With my healing stick. I've tied little bells on it, that jingle comically with every smack.
The awesome curative powers of my healing stick come from two separate sources: Placebo, and me using it to beat anyone trying to give my patients mercury.
Random fandoms & AuDHD reblogs. Occasional millennial musings since I am An Old.
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