° Marie's Initial Time With The Pirates Was A True Cultural Shock For Her. Her Home Was So Far Removed
° Marie's initial time with the pirates was a true cultural shock for her. Her home was so far removed from modernity that she had never even heard about a lot of things. Like electricity, for example. Adapting to everyday life proved to be quite a challenge for her.
Here are the top 3 most terrifying household appliances, according to Marie:
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Hawkins: "So, you're telling me that ghosts here don't scare you, but a toaster does?"
Marie: "Ghosts don’t suddenly spit out hot bread at you! Sometimes burnt bread! You must have noticed how no matter how much you try to predict when the bread will pop out, it still startles you."
Hawkins: "No, Marie... I haven’t noticed."
Marie: "Then, maybe you just haven’t been paying close enough attention to this phenomenon."
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Miniature: Marie and the toaster
° 📼 : nonau_ (Instagram)
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Hawkins: "What about the vacuum cleaner?"
Marie: "The vacuum cleaner is an insatiable monster. I’m sure it’ll wake up in the middle of the night and eat my belongings."
Hawkins (raising an eyebrow): "Did Faust tell you that?"
Marie: "Faust knows what he’s talking about. His fears are not unfounded."
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Hawkins: "Alright. And what’s wrong with the sewing machine?"
Marie: "It chatters like a tiny mechanical demon, trying to pierce my fingers if I’m not careful!"
Hawkins: "Seriously?"
Marie: "Yes, and I, Captain, prefer it when my fingers remain attached to me rather than becoming part of a fabric design."
Hawkins: "You just need more practice."
Marie: "By the time I get enough practice, I won’t have any intact fingers left..."
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The way you whine is such a disgrace"
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I say it right to your funny face"
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The way you whine is such a disgrace"
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carnival part 1. 🔮
I also have something interesting for you ✨
💬 •Oh, traveler, did you wander into this carnival too?
•Well, I think there are a few more predictions left in the machine!
•You can name me a number from 1 to 15 in comments
•And let this wonderful prediction-machine open the veil of time and lead you to the fascinating world of the unknown~
♣️ Queens of Cards (2/4)♣️
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