AAVE Is Not TikTok Slang 

Mom wake up I made a new ship dynamic

Book nerd, science nerd, and jock.

Jock is struggling in his classes and his forced to be tutored by the nerds, at first isn’t happy about it before he gets to know the nerds discovering they’re actually cool as fuck.  At first jock had assumed they were turned-nose-smartasses who’d just criticize him for not knowing the material, when in reality they’re just average people who just so happened to be good at their classes.  The nerds did also think lowly of him at first but warmed up a lot sooner than him (basically within the week) and are overall just really kind and good people. Jock acts as their protector from the wannabe popular kids who try to pick on them, whereas they act as jocks protector from rude teachers and the same wannabes.

Bonus points if Jock is a himbo and book nerd is an uncover Bimbo.

I’ve had cramps so painful I’ve been unable to go to work or school all because people can’t make pads without adding chemicals.  I’m buying reusable ones once my paycheck is in.

i learned that in August 2014 Women’s Voices for the Earth commissioned testing of four types of Always menstrual pads, manufactured by Procter & Gamble. The certified laboratory STAT Analysis Corporation analyzed the products for volatile organic compound.

“The results of the testing indicate that both scented and unscented Always pads emit toxic chemicals, including chemicals identified by the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services National Toxicology Program, the Agency for Toxic Substances and Disease Registry, and the State of California Environmental Protection Agency as carcinogens, and reproductive and developmental toxins. None of these chemicals are disclosed on the product by the manufacturer.” (x)

penguins vs giant petrel

MY TA SHOT SOMEONE IN THE FOOT AND THE PROFESSOR WAS SO FUCKING QUICK LMAOOO

Me (pink) & my bestie Reese (green) were drawing together in Aggie.io last week and I thought I’d share this master piece I scribbled in the corner, I would show you the full thing but I don’t have a photo and I draw a bunch of 🌽 surrounding it as a joke

(N.D. = Neurodivergent, I have ADHD & Reese is Autistic and we often copy each other’s stims/tics which is why we’re making the same face & have the same effect thing in the drawing, ex: I do a clap with only the tops of my palms so it doesn’t make noise which Reese has copied instead using the knuckles in their fingers)

I really hope people understand that I can spend 30 minutes doing my makeup while readjusting my frilly pink mini skirt every other dab of my blush pad and still be feminist as fuck

Vampires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatric meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics