Love It When You’re Watching A Movie And Willem Dafoe Shows Up

“well I’ve never been above a little harassment” oh I know Athena takes acab as a compliment

the idea that they might be going with the unrequited feelings route, even if it’s for a little bit, is so so funny to me. yes it’s horrible from buck’s side. from eddie’s side however it’s hysterical. To Me. like. yes buck, i put you in my will and made you the legal guardian of my son when i die. and didn’t tell you about it. until a year later when i almost died and you saved my life then said it should’ve been you. yeah it’s because i know you wouldn’t refuse. yes buck, i counted every single second you were dead. yes i couldn’t even look at you while you were on that hospital bed. yes i reached out for you when i thought i was dying. yes i saw my son and you when i needed something to give me strength to fight and get back to my family. And More. So Much More. i did all that Heterosexually.

thinking about uber driver eddie and you know what? buck WOULD have happily chatted with him even if they were strangers!! and he would’ve given 5 stars and a fat ass tip

eddie went to the seeley booth school of being actively behind the wheel but only staring at his passenger princess instead of the road

whether you call it an "AMV", an "edit", or a "fancam", all of us, across generations, want the same thing: videos of The Character set to music. and i think that is beautiful ❤️

Buck goes to visit Eddie and Chris. While he’s gone. There’s a news story about two civilians rescuing someone from some disaster.

Chim: Did you hear about what happened in El Paso?

Bobby: A bit, but I didn’t pay much attention.

Hen: What do you mean?

Bobby: Not my circus, not my monkeys.

*Bobby’s phone rings*

Bobby (on phone): Yes, this is Captain Nash. Yes. Oh. Oh no. Oh my god. Thank god. Yes, of course. Right away.

*hangs up phone*

Bobby: . . . . So, apparently those were my monkeys.

the IT girls of 911

Buck: NO ONE ELSE IS QUITTING THIS MONTH The rest of the 118: