The Silent Maddie Scream,,,, GUYSSS

Ghosts AU but Humphrey & Julian swap screen time bc Humph wonders around in one piece just with a slight neck-ache whereas Julian died fuzzy-handcuffed to the bed & can’t leave so every time someone goes in there it’s like “oh, hey, he exists too.”

“Hi Julian, how are you?”

“Oh, you know. Fine; arm’s a bit stiff but can’t be helped, I suppose. Mustn’t complain.”

for a minute i definitely forgot that kanye west had changed his name to ye and was wondering why this accusatory headline was written in shakespearean language

petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)

honestly though are we really surprised eternal kid/missed frat boy buck (the guy chooses to go by buck) is in awe of eddie diaz? the character who is - on the surface - the epitome of an action movie hero? cool collected and capable, he's snarky and handsome in a ruggish way and he has combat experience and when he isn't going around driving his massive truck and kicking people's faces in he is a literal firefighter. if you describe him to a kid he will go starry eyed. if eddie was a movie star buck would have a poster of his latest movie on his bedroom wall. it's that serious

Eddie wasn't even in the episode, and yet the whole B-plot was centered on him

i feel like the youth should be reminded that the point of shipping is not for a ship to become canon. the point of shipping is to collect all the canon crumbs like starved mice, run away cackling and make some fun little scenarios with them just for the hell of it.

tonight we learned that the 118 will always be just coworkers to ravi. maybe coworkers that do have somewhat of a special place in his heart somewhere deep down but nonetheless, coworkers. and you know what. good for him. good for him for having friends outside of the people in his place of work. good for him for always keeping that healthy distance from their crazy. my king

you know what? fuck it.

how DARE THEY start this season with FUCKING BEES

ALL OF US BEING LIKE YEAH THEY PROBABLY RAN OUT OF IDEAS

SPOILER ALERT

THEY DIDN’T

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