Batman And Their Robins

Steve: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

Steve: So what's for dinner?

Eddie, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

Who wouldn't though just imagine the adventure

just want someone to gandalf my ass out of my house pls

Vance: You look nice, I want to kiss you.

Bruce: What?

Vance: I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WOULDN’T MISS YOU.

Steve, sees someone doing weird shit: God, What an idiot

Steve after realizing it's eddie: Oh no, that's my idiot

Knowing Bilbo’s effect on elvenkings and elven lords (and elves in general), it’s probably just as well Thingol never made it to the Third Age.  He wouldn’t have stood a chance.

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Vance: Imagine being under 5’4’’ and thinking you have rights lol couldn’t be me.

Griffin: You wanna keep those kneecaps you better stfu

Vance: I’m sorry, I can’t hear you from all the way down there, can you repeat that?

Griffin: I SAID FUCK YOU BITCH

Finney: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?

Robin: *chugs entire bottle*

Robin: It’s perfume.

Steve: 10 years ago today, I married my best friend…Eddie and Nancy are still angry about it but me and Robin were drunk and thought it was funny.