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Steve: You can't wake up if you never got to sleep.
Eddie: holy shit your right
Robin: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Finney, not looking up from their book: Spear.
Robin: BLOCKED.
Finney: you can't block me this is real life.
Steve just wants to protect the kids and adults robin is just on for the ride
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I have this hc were Steve Harrington has Steve days and has Stevie days. Where he assumes everyone has days where they feel more masculine and days where they feel more feminine.
He makes a casual comment about it once to Robin and they start doing research. Robin ropes in Vickie then ropes in Eddie. Steve ropes in Nancy who ropes in Jonathan who ropes in Argyle.
It never bothered Steve that the kids call him mom. Or that El and Max call it girls night even though Steve will also be joining them. Or that Nancy and Robin love putting subtle make up on him. Or that Eddie calls him princess. Or that Erica braids his hair. Or that Argyle uses she/her pronouns sometimes when referring to Steve. Or that Vickie buys him dainty jewelry.
Eddie, banging his homework on the table out of frustration:
Steve: Hey, stop that! How would you like it if I banged you on the table?
Steve:
Eddie:
Steve: I am going to go die now, bye…
Eddie:"starts smirking"
Robin: It sure is dark in here.
Robin: I’m not scared or anything.
Nancy:..
Robin: I mean, who’s scared of the dark these days? Not me. Not Robin. No, sir.
Nancy: Do you want me to hold your hand?
Robin:..
Robin: Yes, please.
Eddie: If karma won't fuck you, i will.
Steve: Is that a pick up line or threat?
Eddie: both
Steve, to the party: alright, listen up you little shits
Steve: not you will, you're an angel and i'm glad you're here
Robin: How's the sexiest person here~?
Finney: I don't know, how are they~?
Robin, flustered: I-
Vance, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!