Dwayne: What Scares You Guys The Most?

Vance: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done?

Finney: *sighs*

Finney: I killed a man.

Vance: what!?

Dwayne: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...

Star: I really care about your feelings!

Michael: I really care about YOUR feelings!

Dwayne, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...

Marko: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!

Amber: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

Steve: A SPIDER!

Robin: Wait, Steve, it's a living thing, treat it how you want to be treated...

Steve:

Steve: Kill it without hesitation

Robin: STE-

Robin: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Steve: You were flirting with Nancy.

Robin: So what? She’s my wife.

Steve: You asked her if she was single.

Robin: And?

Steve: And then you sobbed when she said she wasn’t.

Robin: …

Eddie: Hello friends!

The party:

Eddie: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling

Finney: What are you drinking?

Robin: Vodka.

Finney: Straight?

Robin: No, gay. Why?

Robin: why does everyone at the grocery store feel like my enemy?

Nancy: it's called social anxiety honey

Finney, in a crowd and can't find robin: this calls for drastic measures

Finney, cups his hands around his mouth: FINNEY SUCKS

Vance: *from across the street* WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY

Finney: wait what

Long eard cuties

Eddie: Steve and I are having a baby.

Dustin: That's gre-

Eddie slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.