Today I remembered that I have free will and can do whatever I want so I decided to go out on a walk in the forest while it was pitch black outside :)
How Bruce gets his kids ready to fight-
Bruce: alright everyone circle up
JL: ????
Batman: nightwing… do you want to do the honor
Nightwing: *tears up* yes.
Nightwing: *deep breath* you gotta, gotta, get your head in the game
Batkids: you gotta getcha getcha getcha getcha head in the game
Nightwing: you gotta, gotta, get your head in the game
Batkids: you gotta getcha getcha getcha getcha head in the game
Nightwing: YOU GOTTA, GOTTA GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME
Batkids: YOU GOTTA GETCHA GETCHA GETCHA GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME
JL: *concerned*
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Batman: alright hands in, save the world on three. One two three,
Batkids: SAVE THE WORLD
JL: what the fu-
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Batman: never back down never what?
Batkids: never give up!
Batman: NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT
Batkids: NEVER GIVE UP
JL: okay they’re seriously scaring us now-
So I've been reading the Moomin Books lately and I think that some people think that Snufkin is way less of a mess than he is
Bro is NOT a cool, stoic guy
He's a silly man who doesn't care whether or not visitors came by to see him specifically, he only cares that they're there now
He brought a can of beans to a theater to pay for 25 children and little My's tickets, children who he was literally afraid of in case he didn't like them
At the theater, when the whole play goes to chaos, he hoists said children on stage and asks Moominmama to take care of them
He cried over the sea being gone because of a comet coming towards Moominvalley, not because he was going to die, but because he liked the ocean and the steam rusted his harmonica
He also got so attached to the children that he said that he'd smoke the terrible tobacco they made every summer
He is not stoic, he shows emotion, and he's a loser
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all i want is to get hellsitegeneticsed. i want to know what kind of creature my post is. god i want it to be something cool sooooooooo bad do you think they have the genetic code for werewolves
✨✨The appointed ruler in my kingdom is Custard Cookie the III ✨✨
And shadow milk is the newbie.
Imagine if Damien paid Billy to tell him all the justice league drama! It's a mutually beneficial relationship where Damien has an inside spy in the league and Billy doesn't have to worry about having enough money for food. Billy tells him about who was late to meetings (flash), what missions they're going on, all the bets happening, and just regular coworker gossip. Damien has to pay EXTRA money for anything about Batman. The best part is Damien gets to freak out Bruce with all his information.
Bruce: How do you know this????
Damien: I have my sources.
Billy eating a burger hundreds of miles away: 🍔 ૮₍ ˶•⤙•˶ ₎ა
made a thing to help convince my friends and family to join me in the LMK hole EDIT: If you're convinced by this and are wondering where to watch it, DM me, I have my ways ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
wild how birds gots hands for feet
yes this includes mr keating
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