The Shadowhunter Chronicles: Characters ↳ Magnus Bane (The Mortal Instruments): “To Them, As To Magnus,

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

• Use the hand you write with.

• Make a fist with your thumb outside, not tucked inside. If it’s tucked inside your fist, when you punch someone, you might break your thumb. The thumb goes across your fingers, not on the side.

• Don’t be like in the movies—don’t aim for the face. Face punches don’t usually stop people, and you can miss when they duck their head or break your hand on their jaw. If you want to get away quickly, or end a fight, aim for the chest, or the ribs. If you really want to do some damage, e.g., you’re being attacked, aim for the throat, which will make it hard for your attacker to breathe for a hot minute.

• When you punch, you want to aim and hit with your first two knuckles. Not the flats of your fingers, and not your ring or pinky knuckles, which can break more easily. You can use your weight, if you’re on your feet, to add wallop, and spring into a punch with your feet and torso.

HELP ME!!!!

I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP! March 30, 2019, I found a package on my doorstep with nothing written on it, meaning, there was no addresses or names to be found. Inside there was a notebook and a pencil. The notebook is completely filled. I think what was written in here was meant to be a whole ass book if I’m being honest. And that thought is really upsetting to me because somehow this ended up with me, and not the editor that it must have been going to. I feel terrible… after reading a few pages it is very obvious to me that someone poured a lot of time and effort into this and I have no way of figuring out who wrote it or who it was going to. I already threw out the box because it rained a lot the day before I saw it; the box was trashed and smelled like garbage. (Not about to bring that smell into my house…) Okay, this is the part where I need your help! Please reblog this, I don’t care who you are or how many followers you have, I need to know if they’re here and how this ended up with me. Also, If anyone knows a writer living in the Egg Harbor, New Jersey area who may have possibly sent their work to a publisher recently and/or owned a notebook resembling this one:

please contact me with any questions you have or information on who they are. I can’t do it without some help! SO PLEASE! HELP ME FIND THIS PERSON! I will be posting updates soon.

SIGNAL BOOST!!!

alright I’m not sure how this works but here we go. so my friend saw this post:

and didn’t think much of it until she got a text saying the very thing the post was warning about.

SHE’S 14 GOD DAMN YEARS OLD. PLEASE PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SIGNAL BOOST THIS! THAT LINK COULD POTENTIALLY BE DANGEROUS. PLEASE SHARE THIS AND PLEASE, PLEASE BE SAFE & CAREFUL. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

Wdym Loki is not a Disney princess??

It’s so sad but so fitting

All that demon blood turning Sam into a warlock, though.

It bends the rules of the universe slightly, but WOO

I still really want a SPN/Shadowhunters crossover thing.

- “Cas, I thought you said there were no other Nephilim! You called them abominations!” - “I meant there were no other… um… unorganized Nephilim. These are… uh… different. And also a secret.”

- “What do you mean the Mark of Cain turned you into a demon?!” - “What do you meAN IT TURNED PEOPLE WHO ATTACKED YOU INTO SALT?!”

- “No, I will not put on your tight black gear or whatever. I don’t care if you think flannel shirts are impractical.”

- “Vampires and werewolves can’t just ignore their murdering instincts!” - “Not when you say close-minded, racist shit like that.”

- “Mundanes aren’t supposed to stay in the Institute.” - “WHAT did you just call us?!”

Imagine - Shadowhunters & Avengers

Imagine the Avengers suddenly being sucked into the war between the Clave and Valentine 

Steve looked between the black haired siblings, “First gods and aliens now demons?” He let out a sigh and ran a hand through his hair. 

“Captain Rodgers it’s imperative that you and your team come back to the institute. We need all the help we can get.” Alec, the eldest Lightwood, told Steve. Alec’s eyes roamed the room taking in the sight of the Mundanes mightiest heros. 

“I’m not sure how much of a help we’ll be,” Steve begins but Tony cuts him off. 

“What Capsicle means is that yes we’ll help you. It’ll be fun.”   

gifs not mine

So, Americans. As a British person, I'm so, sincerely sorry for all the atrocities we've committed towards your country (And towards every other country as well. Sorry for all the British atrocities), and I'm so, sincerely sorry about the situation in your country right now, but, uh... Our prime minister looks vaguely like Trump and to be honest, is starting to act like him as well. Things are going to shit. Tips, please?

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